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     Borrowedbike |
OUCH. Motorcycle News Biker's penis struck by lightning Author: Tim Skilton Published: 21 Sep 07 CROATION BIKER Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb had his penis zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to relieve himself (no, I meant take a pee). Djindjic, said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital. "Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis." Djindjic, who suffered light burns to his chest and arms, added: "Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually." | ||
| Mikef5000 |
Oh My God | ||
| Indy_bueller |
Thats bragging rights right there. "Baby it's so big I can use it as a lightning rod!"  | ||
| Adrenaline_junkie |
I aint messin' with nobody that can shoot lightning bolts out his dork and live to talk about it. | ||
| Hootowl |
He'll go by Thor from now on. | ||
| Wile_ecoyote |
He'll come by Thor from now on. | ||
| Midknyte |
'spose he's lucky he wasn't takin a dump. don't know which would be more painful  | ||
| Oldog |
you think your thor! ouch! | ||
| Etennuly |
Owwww, it hurts to laugh that much!  | ||
| Nevrenuf |
remember that the next time your behind your garage vern. were liable to be calling you "lil"etenuly. btw, aren't you supposed to be working or something. | ||
| Greenlantern |
Sorta makes getting bit by a radioactive Spider pretty Lame! Hope Odin doesn't have to do "Hands On" when he enchants Little Mjolnir !!! | ||
| Buellshyter |
I smell BS | ||
| Etennuly |
I smell BS What you don't think this internet story is true? Man....some people are so skeptical. Hi Neil, I am working. I am currently watching paint dry.......$chi-ching$ (Message edited by etennuly on September 24, 2007) (Message edited by etennuly on September 24, 2007) | ||
| Toona |
...and my penis will function normally eventually." Soooo, what kind of physical therapy would this entail.... | ||
| Slaughter |
Dunno - lots of references in Google... gonna go check Snopes.com | ||
| Rotzaruck |
I'll bet that's even worse than that electric fence I had some shocking experiences with. | ||
| Lost_in_ohio |
Physical therapy OMG. I wonder if insurance would cover the before mentioned therapy. | ||
| Strokizator |
If he has Kaiser insurance all they cover is a Playboy magazine and a jar of lube. | ||
| Nevrenuf |
if i had to go get therapy, i'd go to the bunny ranch out there in nevada. ps, hope to see you next weekend vern. (Message edited by nevrenuf on September 25, 2007) | ||
| Coal400 |
Didn't the myth-busters bust this one? |
