| Author | Message | ||
     Wolfridgerider |
1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to check you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Fat Penguin....... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep 'til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. | ||
| Ryker77 |
Shitz fuol you'ze be havin a tightz azz. err wrong topic/ race | ||
| Djkaplan |
I'm using some of those... | ||
| Wile_ecoyote |
I made a copy of those so i can remember them word for word. | ||
| Mikef5000 |
EXCELLENT! | ||
| Bdabuell |
I'm using some of those... +1  | ||
| Toona |
Wolf, those are SO WRONG.... funny as all get out, but wrong non the less  | ||
| Reepicheep |
Did anybody else read those to himself in the "Mater" voice (the "Cars" movie character)? | ||
| Not_purple_s2 |
Fat Penguin LOL  | ||
| Wile_ecoyote |
Reep, my girlfriend did for me in the Mater voice! She laughed her ... off. | ||
| Us_uly |
You must be gettin' ready for that West Virginia trip! | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
The WV Buell Rally will be the perfect place to use all those pick up lines! I just hope I am not the only Bueller that shows up.... | ||
| Stingaroo |
14) "You know, you dont sweat half as much as I thought you would for as fat as you are" | ||
| Doon |
lol great... Along the note. My brother told me this yesterday.. Guy walks into his bedroom, with a sheep under his arm. His wife is sitting on the bed looking at him. He says "This is the pig I f*** when you are not around". The wife says: "Honey that is a sheep". He says: "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you..." And for the record I say those lines to myself in the mater (as in Tow Mater..) Voice. I don't care who you are, that's funny right there. | ||
| Xb9er |
fat penguin....genious | ||
| Terribletim |
Where I come from, we stick with "Here's a 6-pack, get in the truck!" Oh wait, that's Redneck foreplay. | ||
| Buellinachinashop |
"hey honey, how about a peek at what our mom gave you?" | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
"You sure have a nice turd cutter" | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Youuur Preeity, too bads you not related, we could make some chillen. Get R dun  Dressed up as Barry the Buell Guy for Halloween, I couldnt believe how many people didnt get it. | ||
| Oldog |
Gitter done! | ||
| Firebolt020283 |
thats funnie right there |
