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Indy_bueller
Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 04:35 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off his penis.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your
penis.

3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
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Wile_ecoyote
Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 04:42 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
#3 is by far the worst! How drunk you gotta be to have that done to you? #2 uhh honey how you like my new co-- ring?
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Hammer71
Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 07:11 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Give the guy some credit.... Maybe he has big fingers
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Littlebuggles
Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 07:37 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
yeah, fat sausage fingers...


did I really say that?




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Firebolt020283
Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 08:36 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
lol that is sad
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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 10:05 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
yeah, fat sausage fingers...

HEYYYYY! : |
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Buellinachinashop
Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 10:28 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Good thing she couldn't find a turkey baster
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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 10:51 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Or his Cross Pen in the other pocket.
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Macbuell
Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 12:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
How can you not wake up when someone is using petroleum jelly to put a ring on your dick?!?!?
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Buellinachinashop
Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 01:03 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
too much hand to gland combat can leave one a little less sensitive, or so I'm told.
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Ryker77
Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 02:46 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
How can you not wake up when someone is using petroleum jelly to put a ring on your dick?!?!?

Never under estimate the power of a pissed off woman.
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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 03:49 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Never under estimate the power of a pissed off woman.

Or the effects of alcohol on a drunk man!

(Message edited by ft_bstrd on June 23, 2007)
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Firebolteric_ma
Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 09:11 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
...OH sH!T...tHAT IS f'N fUNNY! I bet that hospital was talking about that one for a few...

I agree...Women are Evil creatures, Not to be trusted...lol

NEVER trust anything that can bleed for a week AND Live!!!!
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Cityxslicker
Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 10:26 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
there was a book going around a couple of years ago from the NY er rooms, about weird er admits and xray photos of odd appendeges or impailments. enough said.
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Tdiddy
Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 10:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Chicks going through your pants pockets...ALWAYS BAD NEWS!!!
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Littlebuggles
Posted on Sunday, June 24, 2007 - 01:28 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
funny, I used to like when my ex girlfriend went digging in my pockets...
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Lions
Posted on Monday, June 25, 2007 - 05:11 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
In my defense....I had the air conditioning on 59 degrees
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