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Indy_bueller
| Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 04:35 am: |
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True Story from Houston Medical Center A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off his penis. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married. 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis. 3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring. |
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Wile_ecoyote
| Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 04:42 am: |
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#3 is by far the worst! How drunk you gotta be to have that done to you? #2 uhh honey how you like my new co-- ring? |
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Hammer71
| Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 07:11 am: |
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Give the guy some credit.... Maybe he has big fingers |
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Littlebuggles
| Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 07:37 am: |
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yeah, fat sausage fingers... did I really say that?
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Firebolt020283
| Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 08:36 am: |
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lol that is sad |
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Ft_bstrd
| Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 10:05 am: |
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yeah, fat sausage fingers... HEYYYYY! ![: |](http://www.badweatherbikers.com/buell/clipart/stern.gif) |
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Buellinachinashop
| Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 10:28 am: |
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Good thing she couldn't find a turkey baster |
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Ft_bstrd
| Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 10:51 am: |
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Or his Cross Pen in the other pocket. |
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Macbuell
| Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 12:51 pm: |
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How can you not wake up when someone is using petroleum jelly to put a ring on your dick?!?!? |
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Buellinachinashop
| Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 01:03 pm: |
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too much hand to gland combat can leave one a little less sensitive, or so I'm told. |
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Ryker77
| Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 02:46 pm: |
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How can you not wake up when someone is using petroleum jelly to put a ring on your dick?!?!? Never under estimate the power of a pissed off woman. |
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Ft_bstrd
| Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 03:49 pm: |
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Never under estimate the power of a pissed off woman. Or the effects of alcohol on a drunk man! (Message edited by ft_bstrd on June 23, 2007) |
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Firebolteric_ma
| Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 09:11 pm: |
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...OH sH!T...tHAT IS f'N fUNNY! I bet that hospital was talking about that one for a few... I agree...Women are Evil creatures, Not to be trusted...lol NEVER trust anything that can bleed for a week AND Live!!!! |
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Cityxslicker
| Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 10:26 pm: |
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there was a book going around a couple of years ago from the NY er rooms, about weird er admits and xray photos of odd appendeges or impailments. enough said. |
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Tdiddy
| Posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007 - 10:38 pm: |
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Chicks going through your pants pockets...ALWAYS BAD NEWS!!! |
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Littlebuggles
| Posted on Sunday, June 24, 2007 - 01:28 am: |
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funny, I used to like when my ex girlfriend went digging in my pockets... |
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Lions
| Posted on Monday, June 25, 2007 - 05:11 am: |
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In my defense....I had the air conditioning on 59 degrees![](http://www.badweatherbikers.com/buell/clipart/madder.gif) |