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U4euh
| Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 04:36 am: |
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/MOTORCYCLE-TIRE-PUM P-BMW-K-R-F650-RT-80-75-S-100-RS-GS_W0QQcmdZViewIt emQQcategoryZ34284QQihZ003QQitemZ130099096057QQrdZ 1 All I can say is WOW!!! |
Rotzaruck
| Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 04:57 am: |
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Geez!!! I'll just wait for the Readers Digest condensed version or the movie imagine the description if he was selling something worth a hundred bucks |
U4euh
| Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 05:11 am: |
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Yea, doesn't ebay charge for extra lines? Seems like he will barely break even after paying for all that! |
Spiderman
| Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 07:19 am: |
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WOW, I couldn't read past the first few lines, that guy need's to learn about a little thing called a paragraph. |
Kdan
| Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 07:21 am: |
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Holy crap...Time to switch to de-caffeinated. |
Nevrenuf
| Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 07:37 am: |
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that also what happens when you do a few black beauties. or so i was told many years ago. many many years ago. |
Ragnagwar
| Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 07:39 am: |
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I didn't realize a tire pump for a "Beemer" was such a specialized piece of equipment! |
Ustorque
| Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 08:03 am: |
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SOLD...........iwas a little unsure at first but after reading for 20 minutes this guy sucked me in. |
Rasmonis
| Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 09:23 am: |
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Well I now know not buy a c0/2 system! |
Greenlantern
| Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 11:35 am: |
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If that was written on paper the Rain forests would officially be extinct. |
Wile_ecoyote
| Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 07:04 pm: |
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Maybe he should write a book. |
Crusty
| Posted on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 07:58 pm: |
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He just did. |
Slamber777
| Posted on Tuesday, April 10, 2007 - 02:27 pm: |
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He forgot the last line... (Note to self: Do not smoke crack when typing description on eBay) |
Mesa_cityx
| Posted on Tuesday, April 10, 2007 - 02:54 pm: |
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Imagine if you told him his wife was ugly... |
Leftcoastal
| Posted on Tuesday, April 10, 2007 - 08:30 pm: |
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I'm gonna email him to get the name of his friend that picks the flyshit out of pepper - I want to hire him to do that for me - I enjoy pepper on my food, but that pesky flyshit has me concerned. Someone needs to step up and tell that poor bastard "OK!! WE HEARD YOU!! THANKS!! or some other form of acknowledgement so he can come to the realization that he can shut the f#%* up! AL |
Wile_ecoyote
| Posted on Tuesday, April 10, 2007 - 09:31 pm: |
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Touche' Crusty! |
Bo_sox
| Posted on Tuesday, April 10, 2007 - 09:43 pm: |
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Lemme guess! He must be some sort of computer programmer or an accountant. Rides a BMW and has the time and patience to type that novel. LESS IS MORE!!! |
Strato9r
| Posted on Wednesday, April 11, 2007 - 01:35 am: |
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And I thought we had good weed up here.......................... |
Icon12r
| Posted on Wednesday, April 11, 2007 - 12:39 pm: |
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I doubt weed could motivate anyone to type that much... I'm thinking crack. (Message edited by Icon12R on April 11, 2007) |
Loose_cannon_1203cc
| Posted on Wednesday, April 11, 2007 - 05:43 pm: |
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hahahahahahahah...what a tool....hahahahahahahahahahahaha |
Dongalonga
| Posted on Wednesday, April 11, 2007 - 06:41 pm: |
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I think we found a modern spokesman for the Don't Do Drugs campaign. |
Buellshyter
| Posted on Wednesday, April 11, 2007 - 07:34 pm: |
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Yea, that proves BMW riders are smarter. Even I couldn't sit still long enough to read all of that. |
Buellshyter
| Posted on Thursday, April 12, 2007 - 04:03 pm: |
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I wrote him through eBay. His response.... THIS IS MY THERAPY... IT SURE BEATS MAKING BASKETS... THANKS FOR READING THE E N T I R E THING, ESPECIALLY AFTER I SET THE HOOK AND COMPELLED YOU TO FINISH THE STORY BY PRACTICALLY DEMANDING THAT YOU DO NOT READ PAST THE 1ST PARAGRAPH.... BEING THE PSYCHE STUDENT THAT YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE,DONT YOU REMEMBER FROM THE LECTURES WE BOTH HAD TO ENDURE,THAT PEOPLE CANT RESIST AN OBVIOUS TRAP... YOU SURELY RECOGNIZED IT RIGHT OFF??? SO , CONSIDERING THE SOURCE,AND CONSIDERING YOUR HIDDEN COMPULSION FOR RECOGNITION.. THANK YOU VERY MUCH... PS: MY IN DEPTHNESS HAS REWARDED ME WITH AN UNEXPECTED TRY OUT WITH RIDER MAGAZINE.. THEY WANT MORE OF WHAT I GOT... READ THE NOVEMBER O7 ISSUE FOR MY 1ST ARTICLE... I NEVER DREAMED............................... He is apparently delusional or Rider magazine is if he ends up writing for the magazine. |