Posted on Wednesday, February 09, 2005 - 07:42 am:
Dear Abby,
My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big bloody red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time the arsehole will buy me a diamond.