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Rek
| Posted on Wednesday, November 17, 2004 - 11:56 pm: |
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My wife sent me this one; A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off biker boy or you'll answer to me!" St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?" "Just a couple minutes ago." |
Gschuette
| Posted on Thursday, November 18, 2004 - 12:32 am: |
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I would let him pass go and collect $200. |
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