| Author | Message | ||
     Spen |
I posted a letter earlier which appears to have dropped off the screen. Surely it's not been censored??? No, of course not, for your country is the land of free speech, isn't it? Or is it until somebody questions it?? | ||
| Reepicheep |
Calm down Spen. No right to free speech on private property. Never has been. Your post looked like flamebait to me, and to other custodians as well. If you wanna talk Buells, welcome. If you want to start fights, go away. Thanks. | ||
| Henrik |
Now you're just trolling. Not nice.  Check the General Discussion Board. Feel free to contact me directly if you have any further questions regarding this. Henrik | ||
| Henrik |
Ooops, Bill beat me to it. Henrik | ||
| Oz666 |
Spen is just "havin' you on", check the homepage in his profile... Besides, just ask Newfie, it is spelled colour...   Oz Spen - look further down the track, uh - page... | ||
| Bonzo |
Personally I thought it was very funny (but I am a Brit) I'm just surprised anyone could take it seriously. (a bit like that Hustler trial defence where the story was so obviously ridiculous that it couldn't be defamatory).  | ||
| Newfie_buell |
Dang nab it, I missed that one. | ||
| Buellkowski |
Spen's bit was recycled from the 2000 election and was irrelevant here. Spot on, custodians. | ||
| Court |
No one did take it seriously and it was inciteful...kiss that baby bye-bye. | ||
| Spen |
Oz666 said: 'Spen is just "havin' you on", check the homepage in his profile... ' Damn, I've ben rumbled.........  | ||
| Tramp |
henrik- i see from your post that you're from queens- i'm from normal parents, me se'f OHHHHHHHH!  begora, i killz me! seriously though, what part? (Message edited by tramp on November 08, 2004) | ||
| Tramp |
spen, babe- if the Us sucks so badly, how come so few americans leave here to go live in the UK? how come so many of (countless thousands of undertipping, pallid) your compatriots emigrate HERE? why so many limeys living here illegally, as well? must really suck here in the states. pommies are breaking our laws just to live here | ||
| Newfie_buell |
Round II | ||
| Josh_ |
what's a pommie? | ||
| Bomber |
please don't make me remove a thread that's commenting on a thread being removed -- I'd consider it a personal favor, and be willing to supply a fresh Locomotive Stout to all involved! | ||
| Tramp |
pommie is aussie for limey, short for pompous, oft said otherwise a reference to the pom-poms on the tam o'shanters  worn by the bloody tossers. bomber- make it a COLD dos equis and you got a deal- can't stand that brit stout- much like their automotive electrics and unlike their ghastly wenches, it's usually too dark  . (actually, that's very generous of you, bomber- i'll accept any brew from a fellow bueller and I'll back it up with two more for ya  ) -that goes fer you too, spen, if you'll get the TIP OHHH!  | ||
| Bomber |
Tramp - - actually Loco Stout is brewed about 5 mmikes from my house! but dos equis is a better choice in the right climatem no doubt! | ||
| Tramp |
ahhhhhhhhh!  (& trust me, i wuz joshin'- i LOVE Harp and Guinness AND I count many brits among my very best buds.) | ||
| Doughnut |
I want a loco Stout. Bomber, hook me up? | ||
| Xb9er |
Good letter Spen. Glad I was able to read it before the Thought Police got to it. Welcome to the BadWeb double standard. Mike. | ||
| Wyckedflesh |
It wasn't the thought police that got it, it was the people that got bent about it and didn't take it for the humour/humor it was. That was the sad part. | ||
| Tramp |
yes,very sad | ||
| M2me |
It wasn't the thought police that got it, it was the people that got bent about it and didn't take it for the humour/humor it was. Those people ARE the thought police! I personally never saw the letter and missed all the fun.  | ||
| Spen |
Another letter......... Euro English The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English." In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c." Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k." This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20 persent shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z," and "w" with "v." During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Vunterful | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Hey Spen, ever hear the expression "Shooting Fish in a Barrell" ? | ||
| Spen |
No. That's because nobody talks to me........ | ||
| Court |
No. That's because nobody talks to me........ Looking like a "cause and effect deal" there boy. Coming to a motorcycle board, burning bandwidth and trolling is sure to cost you at least a few friends. Court | ||
| Spen |
If I've got no friends in the first instance, how can I lose any??  | ||
| Newfie_buell |
Another Funny for ya all?!? Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place of great balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...." |
