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CJXB
| Posted on Friday, November 05, 2004 - 11:55 am: |
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Two blondes were sitting on a bench one evening looking at the moon and talking. One blonde says to the other "What do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" "can you see Florida from here?" |
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Fullpower
| Posted on Friday, November 05, 2004 - 06:25 pm: |
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haha thanks CJ |
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Fullpower
| Posted on Friday, November 05, 2004 - 06:27 pm: |
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Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport lounge in Bozeman, Montana, awaiting their flights. One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. The second is a Cowboy on his way to a livestock show. The third passenger is an Arab college student, newly arrived from the Middle East. Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Americans learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes. Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few." The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?" The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'." |
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Mr_grumpy
| Posted on Friday, November 05, 2004 - 06:44 pm: |
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A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help the gentleman. The man said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism. The man agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and sever embarrassment. So I was wondering what you could give me for it." The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister." When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership of the shop, a company car, and $3,000 a month living expenses." |
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Vegasbueller
| Posted on Sunday, November 07, 2004 - 09:11 pm: |
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Thanks to all of you.. now I Have to wipe the tears. |
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