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Aesquire
| Posted on Wednesday, August 14, 2024 - 11:55 am: |
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https://9gag.com/gag/aVvDGgv tip for walking dog |
Aesquire
| Posted on Wednesday, August 14, 2024 - 11:58 am: |
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Not a joke, just Great. https://9gag.com/gag/aD2WR9Z |
Aesquire
| Posted on Wednesday, August 14, 2024 - 12:04 pm: |
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Bicycle maintenance tip. https://9gag.com/gag/aVvDNjw |
Ducbsa
| Posted on Saturday, August 17, 2024 - 03:45 am: |
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A man is on his deathbed, and he asks his wife, Martha, soon I will be gone forever, and there is something I have to know. In all these 50 years of marriage, have you ever been unfaithful to me? Martha replied, "Well, Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, Ive been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason." Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?'" Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker, and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?" Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?" Martha asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didnt have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge." "I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time." "Alright," Martha said. "Do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?" |
Ducbsa
| Posted on Sunday, August 18, 2024 - 04:07 am: |
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A woman, frustrated because her husband was late coming home from golf yet again, decided to leave a note that read, "I've had enough. Im leaving you. Dont try to find me." She then hid under the bed to watch his reaction. Soon after, her husband came home. She could hear him in the kitchen before he made his way into the bedroom. She watched as he walked over to the dresser, picked up the note, and read it. After a moment, he scribbled something on the note, then picked up the phone and called someone. "She is finally gone. Yeah, its about time. Im on my way. Wear that sexy French nightie. I love you. Can't wait to see you. We will do all the naughty things you like." He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left. As she heard the car drive away, she crawled out from under the bed, furious and heartbroken. With trembling hands, she picked up the note to see what he had written. "I can see your feet. We are out of bread; be back in five minutes." |
Aesquire
| Posted on Tuesday, August 20, 2024 - 11:56 am: |
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The Internet in a Nutshell... https://9gag.com/gag/aZZm0Z9 |
Hootowl
| Posted on Monday, August 26, 2024 - 03:28 pm: |
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It is international diarrhea week. Runs through Friday. |
Hootowl
| Posted on Wednesday, August 28, 2024 - 12:41 pm: |
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Flat Earthers travel on planes. |
Aesquire
| Posted on Wednesday, August 28, 2024 - 01:35 pm: |
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BMW ac repair... https://9gag.com/gag/aRBmbeq |
Aesquire
| Posted on Wednesday, August 28, 2024 - 01:39 pm: |
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Willys Jeep... https://9gag.com/gag/aE0YmrM |
Aesquire
| Posted on Wednesday, August 28, 2024 - 01:59 pm: |
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there was a great show, National Geographic Ultimate Factories? That showed the Dodge Viper production line. Starting with setting a bare frame on stands, installing the wheels w/tires, and pushing it by hand from station to station, until the last lady literally body slamming into the plastic body ( an experimental thermoplastic body, a bit floppy until bolted down ) to get the panel gaps nice. I've seen multiple articles with BMW engineers being forbidden to make the car easier to repair. Management doesn't want home repairs, and doesn't care at all that it takes their mechanics hours to reach anything. They make REALLY good money on selling repair contracts to buyers, and soaking the rich idiots that didn't buy one. ( they cost more than I paid for most of my cars ) And a BMW or Mercedes, Will Break. Cheap, plastic, ( really EXPENSIVE cheap plastic ) parts, poorly designed, Engine parts... There's a Youtuber, Hoovies Garage, where his "regular" mechanic won't even touch BMWs. He goes to a specialist for them. OTOH, I know Viper owners who keep a basic tool kit in the trunk, and can fix anything minor in a parts store parking lot. To be fair, I always carried a ballast resistor in my glove box in my Dodge Vans. They always failed at night. Once I replaced one by police searchlight, the Deputy stopped to see why I was sitting at a green light, and was nice enough to park in front of me while I fixed it. |
Aesquire
| Posted on Saturday, August 31, 2024 - 03:22 pm: |
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not rude... https://9gag.com/gag/amo2LKV |
Aesquire
| Posted on Saturday, August 31, 2024 - 03:41 pm: |
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https://9gag.com/gag/adB90yD |
Hootowl
| Posted on Saturday, August 31, 2024 - 04:37 pm: |
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If you suck at trombone, that is probably why. |
Ducbsa
| Posted on Monday, September 02, 2024 - 05:50 am: |
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Nillaice
| Posted on Tuesday, September 03, 2024 - 04:48 pm: |
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what's the difference between a man wearing a tuxedo on a motorcycle and a man wearing pajamas on a unicycle? attire |
Aesquire
| Posted on Saturday, September 14, 2024 - 10:32 am: |
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Science! https://9gag.com/gag/aAyD8Qo |
Ducbsa
| Posted on Monday, September 16, 2024 - 05:04 am: |
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The wife checked her husband s phone and found these names: The tender one The amazing one Lady of my dreams, She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother. Then she called the second number to which his sister replied. When she dialed the third number her own phone rang. She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole month s salary to make up for it. Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as Uncle Mike the mechanic |
Ducbsa
| Posted on Monday, September 16, 2024 - 05:08 am: |
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