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Aesquire
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 14, 2024 - 11:55 am: | 
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https://9gag.com/gag/aVvDGgv
tip for walking dog |
Aesquire
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 14, 2024 - 11:58 am: |
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Not a joke, just Great.
https://9gag.com/gag/aD2WR9Z |
Aesquire
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 14, 2024 - 12:04 pm: |
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Bicycle maintenance tip.
https://9gag.com/gag/aVvDNjw |
Ducbsa
| | Posted on Saturday, August 17, 2024 - 03:45 am: |
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A man is on his deathbed, and he asks his wife, Martha, soon I will be gone forever, and there is something I have to know. In all these 50 years of marriage, have you ever been unfaithful to me?
Martha replied, "Well, Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, Ive been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason."
Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?'"
Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker, and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?"
Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"
Martha asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didnt have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge."
"I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."
"Alright," Martha said. "Do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?" |
Ducbsa
| | Posted on Sunday, August 18, 2024 - 04:07 am: |
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A woman, frustrated because her husband was late coming home from golf yet again, decided to leave a note that read, "I've had enough. Im leaving you. Dont try to find me."
She then hid under the bed to watch his reaction.
Soon after, her husband came home. She could hear him in the kitchen before he made his way into the bedroom.
She watched as he walked over to the dresser, picked up the note, and read it.
After a moment, he scribbled something on the note, then picked up the phone and called someone.
"She is finally gone. Yeah, its about time. Im on my way. Wear that sexy French nightie. I love you. Can't wait to see you. We will do all the naughty things you like." He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.
As she heard the car drive away, she crawled out from under the bed, furious and heartbroken. With trembling hands, she picked up the note to see what he had written.
"I can see your feet. We are out of bread; be back in five minutes." |
Aesquire
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 20, 2024 - 11:56 am: |
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The Internet in a Nutshell...
https://9gag.com/gag/aZZm0Z9 |
Hootowl
| | Posted on Monday, August 26, 2024 - 03:28 pm: |
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It is international diarrhea week. Runs through Friday. |
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