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     Ducbsa |
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| Aesquire |
Rage against the toddler. https://9gag.com/gag/a9yLX6D | ||
| Ducbsa |
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| Ducbsa |
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| Aesquire |
https://twitchy.com/samj/2024/06/10/ricky-gervais- video-politics-n2397138 | ||
| Aesquire |
https://9gag.com/gag/a9yLx9m rule 34 | ||
| Ducbsa |
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| Hootowl |
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| Aesquire |
https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/06/15/demark-r ecalls-spicy-ramen-n2397243 "White fragility is real".  I made the owner of a South Korean restaurant laugh by asking for "White person medium hot, or Us mild" noodles. They were just right. | ||
| Aesquire |
https://twitchy.com/aaronwalker/2024/06/17/chuck-s chumer-posts-barbeque-fail-ratioed-into-oblivion-a nd-deletes-but-weve-got-it-n2397347 This is actually a setup. Cold Gas grill. Hot dogs off a George Foreman grill?... It's proof my Senior Senator isn't violating the gas stove ban. I'm irritated he didn't pre heat and scrub the burnt grease off first, from the Baal ritual sacrifice the night before. ( just guessing from the burnt stuff ) | ||
| Hootowl |
The best part is that it is a (gasp) gas grill! Is he not for banning those? | ||
| Crusty |
Only as long as China is paying him. | ||
| Aesquire |
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/X21QbCcqXbw | ||
| Hootowl |
a distracted dinosaur is an Idontthinkhesaurus. | ||
| Hughlysses |
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| Whisperstealth |
Well, to the fertilizer plant it is LOL! | ||
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| Ducbsa |
I've never watched an episode and I thought that was funny. | ||
| Hootowl |
Roosters make noise early in the morning in order to get a word in edgewise before the hens wake up. | ||
| Aesquire |
 Not a joke, but Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless, had a Bat fly up to her onstage in the middle of a song, land on her dress, ending up clinging to her leg, while the audience screamed and pointed. A Serious Pro, when she figured it out calmly asked the crew to get it off. Bad news is she got bit, and has to get the very unpleasant series of rabies shots. ( the hospital staff calls her batgirl ) Good news is, she's ok, and has solidly become the Most Metal Singer especially considering the song she was singing at the time. Plus she's a heck of a great vocalist, even if you don't like her stuff. https://www.today.com/popculture/music/taylor-moms en-bat-bite-video-rcna155021 | ||
| Ducbsa |
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| Hootowl |
A Hindu, a Jew, and a politician are out hiking. They become lost, it gets dark, and they happen upon a farm house. They decide to ask whether they can stay the night. The farmer says he has two extra beds, so someone will have to sleep in the barn. The Politician and the Jew call dibs on the beds, so the Hindu heads to the barn. 10 minutes later, there is a knock at the door. It is the Hindu. He says there is a cow in the barn standing it its own feces, and that he cannot stand to be near this sacred animal while it is being treated this way. So the Jew says, fine, he will sleep in the barn. 10 minutes later there is a knock at the door. It is the Jew. He says there is a pig in the barn, and he cannot be expected to sleep with a filthy animal that his faith says he should shun. Fine says the politician, and heads out to the barn.10 minutes later there is a knock at the door. It is the cow and the pig. | ||
| Aesquire |
https://hotair.com/david-strom/2024/07/12/i-should -hate-this-but-i-dont-n3791728 | ||
| Ducbsa |
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| Aesquire |
The Real Truth about men. Safe, except for women. https://9gag.com/gag/amorg59 | ||
| Hootowl |
I am in the hospital because I accidentally spilled invisible ink all over myself. I am still waiting to be seen. | ||
| Whisperstealth |
LOL  | ||
| Hootowl |
I accidentally tickled someone to death. I am being charged with manslaughter. | ||
| Hootowl |
100 people surveyed, top 5 answers on the board. Best places to go when you are broke. #1 Work | ||
| Hootowl |
By the way, my neighbor offered to testify at my manslaughter trial. He says he is willing to swear that I am not that funny. |
