| Author | Message | ||
     Xbpete |
Well this is all I gotta say about that...  | ||
| Crusty |
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| Aesquire |
Life after 30.... Don't even talk to me about after 60... https://9gag.com/gag/aB2xKY1 | ||
| Xbpete |
Knocking on 70 here Patrick...  | ||
| Xbpete |
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| Crusty |
Some men never know when to keep their mouth shut!!! On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak; but finally he found his voice and blurted out, “If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!” That's when she shot him. You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut! Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often; but push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected. | ||
| 86129squids |
Oh, forgot... Crusticle won the Internet yesterday. | ||
| Crusty |
If Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head are no longer male and female; does that mean no more Tater Tots? | ||
| 86129squids |
I find nothing appealing about that joke. | ||
| Tootal |
does that mean no more Tater Tots? I hope not! A friend just told me of a brewery that served tater tots wrapped in bacon!! Sorry, that's not a joke and this is the joke thread, and I'm not joking! BACON!! | ||
| Aesquire |
Tater tots poutine! That's a joke and a dish! Squids gets the Dad Joke of the day! | ||
| Crusty |
I have a recipe for bacon wrapped Tater Tots. My brother made them for a party and nobody touched anything else until they were gone. | ||
| Xbpete |
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| Xbpete |
Some self evident truths in this one,,,,,,  | ||
| Xbpete |
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| 1313 |
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| Two_seasons |
Brankin...that's hilarious!!  | ||
| Ourdee |
 Oops,  | ||
| Xbpete |
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| Whisperstealth |
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| Xbpete |
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| Hootowl |
Perimeter brakes! | ||
| Ducbsa |
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| Crusty |
For The record, I had to take an ethics class at work today (morning after St. Pagans day ), it was an epic fail. (I stole this from a post on the XL Forum) | ||
| Xbpete |
And have been using "trudging"... who knew!  | ||
| Aesquire |
The Bible and the Quran both tell us to love one another. The Kama Sutra is a little more specific. | ||
| 86129squids |
All new. No joke. Not a joke. Done with those who are jackasses here, will require moderators with one, maybe two balls to do their dang jobs. Bye. | ||
| Xbpete |
Bummer...  | ||
| Tpehak |
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| Zac4mac |
Brad Please stop drunk posting. You’re getting more obnoxious than Ebutch. Be like water.... |
