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Bigblockbruce
| Posted on Sunday, January 05, 2014 - 09:58 am: |
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Thought you guys might get a chuckle out of this. This one is pure gold. http://wichita.craigslist.org/mcy/4268116764.html "05 buell blast My bike is painted black and has vance and hines pipes that sound awesome. I bought it as a winter project but dont ever have time for it anymore. Its the 500 cc single cylinder engine. Has around 11k miles. It needs a battery, a rear tire and some work on the ignition, so its not perfect but is fully functional and fast for a 500cc. Salvage title, the headlight on it may look a bit odd but it works. If you are interested email, thanks. 900 OBO" |
Harleyelf
| Posted on Sunday, January 05, 2014 - 10:27 am: |
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Is that legrest with the air cleaner on it supported by just the carburetor? |
Steveford
| Posted on Sunday, January 05, 2014 - 10:27 am: |
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Somebody save that poor thing! |
Jordon_s3t
| Posted on Sunday, January 05, 2014 - 10:36 am: |
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Someone shoot that poor thing! |
Woodnbow
| Posted on Sunday, January 05, 2014 - 11:17 am: |
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"a bit odd" Master of the understatement!! |
Mytuber
| Posted on Sunday, January 05, 2014 - 11:49 am: |
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This is what happens when you live in a junk yard and smoke to much pot. |
Ltbuell
| Posted on Sunday, January 05, 2014 - 12:15 pm: |
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....whiskey ....tango......foxtrot.....please put a higher dosage of chlorine in the gene pool....PLEASE.......that thing is hideous that way.........by the way....i don't think it was pot......meth? |
S1owner
| Posted on Sunday, January 05, 2014 - 12:33 pm: |
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That is hilarious |
Dannybuell
| Posted on Sunday, January 05, 2014 - 12:50 pm: |
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I was thinking tweaker. |
Natexlh1000
| Posted on Sunday, January 05, 2014 - 02:15 pm: |
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"It needs ignition work.... it runs great." What? |
Jolly
| Posted on Sunday, January 05, 2014 - 02:28 pm: |
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It might be worth more if you set it on fire and sold tickets..... |
Lynrd
| Posted on Sunday, January 05, 2014 - 09:08 pm: |
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I can never unsee that.
Pics saved for posterity
and cross posted into blast area
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Impala
| Posted on Sunday, January 05, 2014 - 09:55 pm: |
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That air filter should be rotated forward. Would make a hell of a Forcewinder!. Worth at least 20 hp. Maybe remove the filter itself, step on it some more, and rub some dirt in it so it filters better. Headlight makes it look like a Nissan Juke's ugly cousin. |
Preybird1
| Posted on Monday, January 06, 2014 - 01:21 pm: |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA LOLOLOLOL my cheecks hurt!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Koz5150
| Posted on Monday, January 06, 2014 - 01:33 pm: |
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Erik would know what to do with it...
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Natexlh1000
| Posted on Monday, January 06, 2014 - 01:52 pm: |
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You know, now that I look at the idiotic headlights, I think they are from a Honda Fit. Lookit:
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Thylacine
| Posted on Tuesday, January 07, 2014 - 12:11 pm: |
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I like it. I think he is onto something with that headlight/fender combo. As for the airfilter/kickstand combo. They were attacking my cousins, What would you do in a situation like that? |
Koz5150
| Posted on Tuesday, January 07, 2014 - 12:33 pm: |
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That headlight looks like a tumor |
Mr_grumpy
| Posted on Tuesday, January 07, 2014 - 02:00 pm: |
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Do you think he did it "On Porpoise". |
Kalali
| Posted on Tuesday, January 07, 2014 - 06:50 pm: |
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I have no doubt he did it on purpose. He was trying to make the bike more aerodynamic. I give him credit for thinking out of the box. But someone please dig a hole and bury that thing... |
Gmaan03
| Posted on Tuesday, January 07, 2014 - 07:27 pm: |
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Wow! |
Preybird1
| Posted on Tuesday, January 07, 2014 - 10:42 pm: |
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Wow talk about weird guys\gals. I showed this pic to my brother and he says thats a honda civic light assembly. I was like maybe? Then he comes in from out side with that exact light from that picture (we had one in the junk pile out back, auto repair shop). I laughed so hard i almost fell over that thing is huge!! I should have snapped a picture! |
Bigblockbruce
| Posted on Tuesday, January 07, 2014 - 11:10 pm: |
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Thanks for pasting the pics Lynrd. Glad you guys are getting a kick out of this--I sure am. I laughed so hard I was crying the first time I saw it.! lol. I just can't believe that someone would do this--and be serious about it. I've seen some of my friends hambone bikes together over the years but this just absolutely takes the cake.! I actually can't take credit for finding this though, I pruned it from a thread going on over at ADVrider called "Craigslists: Dumb--- of the Week Nominee". Some pretty funny stuff on there. |
Jayvee
| Posted on Wednesday, January 08, 2014 - 02:29 pm: |
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git r done |
Oldog
| Posted on Wednesday, January 08, 2014 - 03:31 pm: |
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If it werent a Buell, I would call it the motophallus, particularity with that vacuum cleaner wand hung from the inlet and the head light pod.... needs some ductape trim on that seat... and some billet bailing wire accessories .. |
Jolly
| Posted on Wednesday, January 08, 2014 - 08:06 pm: |
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It's like a slow motion train wreck.... I just can't seem to look away!!! |
Coxster
| Posted on Wednesday, January 08, 2014 - 11:36 pm: |
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Best laugh of the day! The word proboscis comes to mind ( 7th grade science maybe? ) nice to see someone finally thinks a 500cc Sporster is FAST |