| Author | Message | ||
     Daves |
This is for all you hi-tech people > > > >Three men, one German, one Japanese, and a > >hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. > >Suddenly there was a beeping sound. > >The German pressed his forearm and the beep > >stopped. > >The others looked at him questioningly. > >"That was my pager, 'he said, "I have a micro chip > >under the skin of my arm." > > > >A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese > >fellow lifted his palm to his ear. > >When he finished he explained, "That was my > >mobile phone. I have a micro chip in my hand." > > > >The hillbilly felt decidedly low tech, but not to > >be outdone he decided he had to do something just > >as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and > >went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of > >toilet paper hanging from his ass. > >The others raised their eyebrows and stared > >at him. The hillbilly finally said... > >"Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax." > Ride to the edge! Dave Iowa HD/Buell (Buell Cycle Center) | ||
| Bads1 |
I'm frigg'n crying over that one. | ||
| Daves |
Just moving this up top so Bubba sees it! Dave | ||
| Buckinfubba |
I get faxes every morning on a regular basis  thats funny stuff... thank god the hillbilly didn't come back in the sauna with a raised antenna saying he was getting a call On his CB radio | ||
| Daves |
Breaker 19!!! Dave |
