| Author | Message | ||
     Dasxb9s |
Whoooa... WAIT JUST ONE FU*KING MINUTE... BACK UP THE FU*KING BUS Paul... Don't be sending that trash to a BMW site... If satan through all his evil took Buell away from you mortals... my next choice is BMW. Not that shitty flat 4 cylinder... but the horizontal boxer twin. That engine is smooooooth... and it moves for a 2 cylinder! It may be ugly as a broke rock... but in my book for a twin... I gotta say BMW is hidden in plain sight secret. Ride one of there oil head twins... like a R1150R Rockster. Go see Pat at Engle on Truman road... say hi to everyone and say I sent you in... humor me... it ain't a Buell... but try one... they encourage test rides. Sam... I found the little black bar end caps... you can have both... unless you think you will lose the spare... then I will hang on to it until you need it. BTW, I read your post on the weather report thread. OK MISTER... I gave you my blessing to get married... but we talked about the moving thing... YOU AIN'T GOT PERMISSION TO MOVE MISTER! Be patient... when I was a kid we had snow all winter, big snow drifts, etc... and now we almost rarely have snow... anyone who says global warming is not happening is full of shit... don't get me wrong... I want that hole in the ozone to get bigger... I WANT the global warming... that way I can ride year around in my Phoenix Jacket and not have to move!!! Let's hear it for global warming!!! Paul... How about "K C Mob" arched above the artwork, and arched below the artwork "Born to raise heck!" or "Die yuppie bike riding pigs!" or "Harley What?" or "3%'er" or "All hail Erik" or "Willie who?" or "I was going how fast officer?" or "Try to keep up with us through the turns japboy!" or "Hey y'all, watch this!" or "I'm with Dennis officer, go talk to him!" | ||
| Thunder |
Paul... In reply to the above post from Dennis I like "Try to keep up with us through the turns japboy!" & "I'm with Dennis officer, go talk to him!"  | ||
| Richieg150 |
Hey Paul,who has never owned either a Yamaha 650 or a Honda 350,just about every biker had one of these growing up! | ||
| Shazam |
I like "Willie who?" well, I'm back....It was a rough weekend I spent all day Saturday in Charleston, South Carolina tmeperatures in the 70's went on a tour of the aircraft carrier Yorktown....really cool! Then saw my first IMAX movie "lewis and Clark" while the girls went to the Aquarium next door. That was cool too! On Sunday we drove down to Daytona Beach Florida. Bikes were out everywhere! I was told that they were having unseasonably warm weather right now! 80 degrees, I guess so! walked in the Ocean for a few hours along the beach working on my tan.....went by the grandparents graves and then on a booze binge with my aunt and uncle. So I was a little shocked when I got off the plane in my T-shirt and it was twelve degrees.......someone tell me why we live here? Hope everyone is having a good new year will see you soon, when's the next meeting? P.S. Buell sightings: Two just north of Savannah Ga. at a gas station on hwy 17 and a red 12R in St. Agustine Fla. on Sunday......Lucky Bastards were actually riding them..... | ||
| Gravedigger |
Sam, I figured that you would like: "Hey y'all, watch this!" Seems to fit your personality. You also left out that you ate at Parks! lucky bastard! I personally like: "Try to keep up with us through the turns japboy!" If you guys have shirts made, add me to the list and let me know how much/where to send the $$. Keith | ||
| Dasxb9s |
Son... We live here because this is the home of the KC Mob! | ||
| Dasxb9s |
BTW... Sam... you have just been adopted. so far... I have adopted a 34 year old son and a 38 year old daughter (both co-workers), I consider it an honor... you may consider it a curse. BUT... Like Junior and Tuffie... you have no say in this! Welcome to my world!!!!! Son! | ||
| Shazam |
Does anyone else see this as a match made in heaven?  me neither! (laying on the floor face down kicking and screaming like a little kid) NOOOOOO! Just ain't fair, what did I do? | ||
| Dasxb9s |
Sam... Very few things in life are fair... and, none of which have ever been associated with ME! It was an action by committee... all the voices in my head had a vote... and it was unanimous! ..and beyond challenge, recount, or recall. Sorry Sam... you lost! The adoption was affirmed!! The only significant hook... you have to listen to what I say... and feign interest... occasionally nod as if in agreement... and give the appearance of caring about what I talk about! Can ya manage it? I almost forgot... provide an occasional beer... pretty much what you did New Years Eve and late New Years Day... when I was destroying your bike and garage! Those tags would look good on the wall of my bike shop! | ||
| Dasxb9s |
Here is a telephone number you might need. 1-888-279-8188 | ||
| Shazam |
That is the second time you have provided a phone number that I am afraid to call. FINE!!! fine, Dennis but I must say all those voices may want to reconsider after my demands are made! Firstly; Finally! I want to be spoiled rotten(more so than I am) to include supporting me in my endeavors with cash and accolades! and; I don't want to hear any complaints about missing or misplaced tools (even if it's all of 'em) when I "borrow" something. and; "Look but don't touch" is a way of life when you're visiting not a suggestion, got it? and; You are paying for the padlock that I'm installing on the beer fridge! and; No staring at anything female at, or anywhere near, the house! you got my neighbor's wife all paranoid now! and; I think I'm going to need to take a look at your gun collection, now that I am related, I may want to protect myself (and you when the guys in white coats come for you)*****WARNING: This demand is not reciprocable as there are items in my gun cabinet that I don't need a Federal marshal perusing!****** and; At least one bag of peanut M&M's each time you visit provided you call first (5 bags if you don't) and; You'll bring you own goddamn beer! you drink too @#$%^& much. and; just so we are clear.....you will not inherit my toys when I am deceased, in case you are getting any ideas. and; you will not struggle against your being duct taped to a chair, told to shut up, and not to move........that should just about cover this: "The only significant hook... you have to listen to what I say... and feign interest... occasionally nod as if in agreement... and give the appearance of caring about what I talk about!" Sounds Great doesn't it? I reserve the right to modify, add to, or otherwise rectify any oversights to my list of demands as I, and Solely I, see fit, and Dennis may not because he didn't think to reserve the right(what a dumbass!) beyond challenge, recount or recall! amen | ||
| Dasxb9s |
Obviously... you have this 180 degrees off. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ALL ABOUT ME. WE GOTTA TALK! | ||
| Shazam |
"WE GOTTA TALK!" this sounds an aweful lot like you not living up to your end of things.......and; you will not struggle against your being duct taped | ||
| Dasxb9s |
Sam... Answers in order... -Call the number (bawk... bawk... bawk... bawk-bawk! I double dog dare you!) -we have you out numbered -first part - ain't possible... second part - I will include you in the bankruptcy -first part - then don't listen... second part - each item is tethered or individually alarmed -I have an international problem... Rushin hands & roamin fingers -no... YOU are paying for the lock... it will have two letters stamped into it "U.S." (god I love you taxpayers!) -Got me there... but technically... you said nothing about digital photos/telephoto lenses... and I was not being fresh... I was just trying to guess her weight and clothing sizes! And what the hell was she naked for if she did not want the attention? (They really shoulda locked their front door!) -Why Sam... you know I have nothing like that... nor even sharp objects! I won't tell... if you let me play too! -I'd think if I called ahead I would be rewarded with 5 bags for the warning you before I showed up?? -OK... if you want me to drink my own beer... ever hear of eminent domain? "I hereby claim this beer in the name of the United States of America." Ooooh... that makes me the property custodian... talk nice Sam... and I will share... a sip! Drink too much... not possible... that is like being too pretty or too rich! -Inherit... inherit... look at the previous comment... CONFISCATE is a better word! -I don't struggle against the duct tape... I am doing isometrics! -AND THAT IS MR. DUMBASS... you will show respect young man! | ||
| Shazam |
I don't see yet where you are going to gain in this relationship. at some point my medical bills will overtake my bar bills(gasp!) or yours will! (deeper gasp!) Your support of me in this crisis has yet to be measured. As for my support of you, you are either going to be very dead or very thirsty? | ||
| Dasxb9s |
Sam... Do you know the difference between a light bulb... and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew a light bulb! What's done is done... son! | ||
| Shazam |
Dennis, In my line of work you learn real quick how to undo bad things fast! nobody has said when the meetings are scheduled Wed. or thurs.? when is the next one. | ||
| Dasxb9s |
Hey Sam... ME TOO! | ||
| Gravedigger |
Sam, Any luck with those chrome dunlop decals? I need to get this front fender taken care of prior to figuring out a camera mount. Keith | ||
| Thunder |
Anyone going to the Other Place Thursday night?? Just spoke to KCBill and we were wondering?? Jeff |
