| Author | Message | ||
     Shazam |
I for one would like your supervisor's number! anyone else? that way I could call in sick for you Dennis every day right before you show up! I wouldn't be lying! | ||
| Dasxb9s |
Sam... 512-2000 WAIT... I CAN GET IN TROUBLE ALL BY MYSELF... Thank you!!! Digger... All the male personalities are straight... any female personalities are lesbian... that way... whatever personality emerges... I can still... (I really do not think it is necessary to get descriptive) but... in any case... Sharon approves! edited by dasxb9s on December 23, 2003 | ||
| Dasxb9s |
Well... It has been a while since I went on a rant... so here goes! I am SICK & TIRED of the local shops not having any Buell stuff... They have: HD shirts HD jackets HD boots HD dog collars HD cigarette lighters HD knives HD helmets HD hats HD belt buckles HD panties HD long johns Hell... I bet you could order HD toilet paper!!! WHERE THE HELL IS THE BUELL STUFF?? "Here is a catalog sir... we can order anything in the catalog for you." "How long will it take to get... and if it does not fit right... how long to get the correct size?" "Well sir... that depends on the vendor... I can't say for sure." This was at lunch... AND I TOTALLY LOST IT!!! I jumped up on the counter and screamed at the top of my lungs... ‘I WANT A BUELL COFFEE MUG... AND I WANT IN RIGHT NOW... I AM NOT LEAVING UNTIL I GET ONE!!! It got very quiet... and I think they might have accidently seen my holster. About 3 minutes later one of the girls from the apparel came up and handed me a mug... with duct tape over the HD emblem... and in magic marker it said "BUELL" on the duct tape. I looked on the bottom of the mug... and the price tag indicated it was $38.00. I Screamed... "Thirty-eight dollars... you want thirty-eight dollars for this?" In a very meek voice she said... "No sir... that is not correct... that mug... for you... is forty-five dollars." I say... "Forty-five dollars???" She says... "Yes sir!" Everyone in the place is watching me! I say... "OK... but can I get four of them?" Anybody want one... I got a couple extra... you know how hard it is to get Buell stuff???? | ||
| Shazam |
Dennis, I have a '87 "buell" FZ600 I am trying to unload....will match your new mugs. It says Buell in magic marker on duct tape. OH! and it's blue and yours for holiday sale price of $1000 it comes with a "service manual" because I know you got a lot of tools, title, spares(plastics, pistons, forks, carbs) and about 102 pounds of other related goodies. like mirrors, headlights, turn signals. it RUNS! alright $1200....$1300? | ||
| Buellistic |
Dennis(AKA Dasxb9s): Try Harley-Davidson/BUELL of Lakeland, FLORIDA... TOLL FREE (800) 841-1357... They will mail you a BUELL cataloge if you do not get one from BMC... They will order what you want if they do not have.. They have BUELL STUFF in STORE... In BUELLing LaFayette, Director: Lakeland Florida Club(BRAG} | ||
| Kcbill |
Dennis has obviously stepped away for a moment. You other guys are in trouble when he gets back. Your bad behavior has been recorded above and you SHALL be delt with accordingly! Jumping on the counter and spending Dennis's money so care free. Did you guys forget he's on a tight budget? You know he's trying to get a new XB12 this spring. Now your going to have to find some odd jobs to make up the money you spent. OH,MERRY XMAS to all! | ||
| Dasxb9s |
Kcbill... There has been a coup d'état and we have seized power from Dennis. We will jump on any counter we want... write all the checks we want... hey... he can't be out of money... he still has lots of checks. We will hold him until the MOB is willing to surrender to our terms! Starting with the Presidency!!! ...and the entire treasury of the club... all $6.35, ...and don't try anything funny... or the white boy gets it!!! Sam... Make it $1500.00 and another $200.00 for the "service manual", title, spares (plastics, pistons, forks, carbs) and about 102 pounds of other related goodies... and fix it so it won't start... and it's a deal!!! Buellistic... Thanks for the connection!!! edited by dasxb9s on December 23, 2003 | ||
| Dasxb9s |
May I have your attention please! Those of you that have been following the Adventures of DASXB9S... you may want to check this venue on Christmas morning. Thank you! | ||
| Kcfirebolt |
Oh Sh!t. Be afraid. Be very afraid. | ||
| Daves |
Dennis, You could just send one of you up to Waterloo to get your stuff. I don't know off the top of my head if I have any mugs for you but would gladly order whatever you want. Ride to the edge! Or in your case, over the edge! Dave Iowa HD/Buell (Buell Cycle Center) | ||
| Shazam |
I think it's better if we keep people like Dennis off the roads this holiday season while innocent families are traveling the country | ||
| Bomber |
o, great . . . another middle-aged midwestern wacko . . . .cept THIS one carries (legally!) . . . . perhaps a support group is in order? | ||
| Shazam |
Great idea bomber, but I think we've been doing a pretty good job of consoling each other with regards to Dennis being in our Brag group, but professional help might not be far off. | ||
| Bomber |
perhaps a 12-step program? actually, I'm just a little jealous . . . the number of middle-aged wackoes (carrying or not) round here could use a boost . .. . could we borrow him for a while? | ||
| Shazam |
Warning! we are not indian givers...... you take him he's yours! | ||
| Dasxb9s |
Dave... I MAY be mad at someone at Waterloo... I saw a promo Buell item on ebay from slay the dragon... and I collect that kind of crap... and someone should have sensed this... and called me first!!! Sam.. OK... THAT'S THE LAST STRAW... I WAS GOING TO GET YOU AN XB12R for Christmas... BUT NOT NOW!!!! BTW... if you get anything for me... there needs to be a present for each of my personalities... Wait... just let me use your credit card... I figure it all out! and... to think they let me have sharp objects and firearms!!! YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK!!!! | ||
| Dasxb9s |
WE ARE NOT FEELING THE LOVE!!! Our feelings are hurt!! | ||
| Bomber |
yeah, I'm thinkin this guy would fit in nicely right inbetween me and Nevco . . . .. come on over, Dennis! | ||
| Cj_xb |
Actually Bomber, I think he's a little scary, leave him down there !!! CJ  Daves, if ya got a Buell coffee mug, I really want one myself, two actually, you know where to send it ??? | ||
| Dasxb9s |
CJ... I done seened your picture from your profile... you are cuuuuute! Don't be ascared... I am harmless!!! and I aint too ugly!!! |
