| Author | Message | ||
     Daves |
Diet Pepsi! I'm in! Ride to the edge! Dave HD/Buell Cycle Center Waterloo Iowa | ||
| Spiderman |
Diet Pepsi and S&S dude this is gonna rock. Hey Bad Looks like you might get your pic LOL | ||
| Bads1 |
Lots of bikes in front of the house and all BUELL's I'm dreaming. | ||
| Nevco1 |
Whoops....There goes the neighborhood! | ||
| Bads1 |
You got that right Bill.Nothing but Bad Weather in my neighborhood that night.Heck it will be fun. | ||
| Dynarider |
Lots of bikes in front of the house and all BUELL's I'm dreaming. Not all Buells  | ||
| Nevco1 |
Ok, so Dyna is going to dilute the gathering with his Purple Glide. Oh well, into every life a little teasing shall fall! I just hope Dana's neighbors have a sense of humor (and ear plugs).  | ||
| Spiderman |
The great big Barney mobile is gonna be there huh? LOL JK SO Dyna at a Buell party, isn't that like Hitler at a Barmitzva?? LOL this is gonna be fun. OK now for attendance updates. Peggy Upthall will not be there she is still involved with the H-D 100th BUT.... ANother BRAGer will be there Mary Basynski, so lets not scare her off. | ||
| Bads1 |
My neighbor's will be cool about it as long as we ain't doing stoppies burnout's wheelie's and drag racing it's just tire kick'n,swapping war storie's,lie's and making event plan ride's for Thursday.Just a chance to take a load off. | ||
| Dynarider |
Spidey, I do Buell events all the time. I dont hang with the Harley crowd...too fuckin stuck up. Cant stand that parade riding crap. Buell guys are pretty cool..its the bikes that suck | ||
| Bads1 |
And I could afford a house with bathrooms so no peeing in my grass.My dog's GOLIATH and Schultz do enough off that thank you. edited by bads1 on July 09, 2003 | ||
| Newfie_buell |
Spidey, You better bring that Newfie Drinking Song CD I sent. | ||
| Spiderman |
I will if BlackBelt ever gives it back! | ||
| Bads1 |
HOOLIGAN'S singing OHHHH NOOOOO!!!!!  | ||
| Spiderman |
LOL only if Newfie brings the screech. LOL | ||
| Whatever |
Spidey, I put our card in the mail for you. Let me know if you don't see it in the next week at your dealership. K? Charlotte  | ||
| Spiderman |
will do shoulda mailed it to my house. | ||
| Newfie_buell |
I will have to send the Screech ahead of time in the mail as I know it will get confiscated at the border. | ||
| Bads1 |
Whats the screech?????Do I warn my Neighbor's????  | ||
| Mikej |
I believe Screech has been declared a WMD (Weapon of Mass Drunkenness) and as such can not be shipped by normal carriers. You will have to ride west past your planned route and continue on to Sault Ste. Marie. At this point you will have to park your Buell in a parking facility and rent a canoe. Put the canoe in the water and paddle eastward all the way to Churchville, then turn south. Continue paddling south and east staying on the Canadian side of the international boundry until you make your way to Great Duck Island. At this point the U.S.Coast Guard and the Royal Canadian Navy should have tired of following you, they would have stopped following you earlier but you insisted on wearing your Buell jacket because someone convinced you it was a personal flotation device, it isn't, but none the less you should now be at Great Duck Island. At this point you have to take on the air of a drunken windworn sunburned sailor and pretend to drop the Screech accidently overboard. This is to fool the Royal Canadian Mountie who is still on your tail riding his swimming horse, they never give up. Ignore the fact that you have taken the time to wrap the Screech with styrofoam and duct tape and stuck a small sail on it, just say this is incase you dropped it into a creek along the way by accident and that you did this so as not to pollute any pristine Canadian streams. The Mountie may raise an eyebrow at this story, but trust me he will accept your word on the matter. Then say G'Day to the Mountie, pat his horse on the nose (resist the temptation to dunk the horse's nose under water), then paddle your way back to the canoe rental place, turn in your paddle, retrieve your Buell, then return eastward to your original intended route. Someone down here in Wisconsin will be waiting for the Screech to drift southward and will have it waiting for your retrieval in either Milwaukee or Kenosha. Deviate from these instructions at your own peril. Now the sharper ones of you who have found the island on a map may notice that it is not located in Lake Michigan. Not to worry. It is a little known aspect of the anti-Terrorism Spec-Ops training program to train Sturgeon to retrieve suspicious objects from the intercoastal waterways. These specially trained Sturgeon retrieve all objects floating along the waterway border and bring the objects to the Mackinac bridge where there are daily crossings of undercover agents crossing the bridge every 15 minutes or less keeping an eye out for passing Sturgeon. As the Sturgeon are spotted their cargo is visually inspected. The Screech, camoflaged with the sail and styrofoam, will look like a Yuper's child's toy boat and the agents will think noting of it. The highly trained Sturgeon, seeing the okay to pass signal from the passing inspector agent will take the Screech an additional 3 miles past the bridge to ensure it gets into the current flow of Lake Michigan for eventual accumulation on the south shore near Gary Indiana. If you've ever seen a picture of Gary Indiana you will know that that is where all flotsom in Lake Michigan seems to pile up. And if you've ever been to Milwaukee you will know that not one bottle of Screech has ever made it past Milwaukee or Kenosha without having been smelled and spotted by one of our drinking resident imbiders. With a bar on every corner, and many half way down each block, anything smelling of alcohol that is unique to the regional blends will be quickly sought out and tastefully inspected. Have a safe trip.  |
