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Herobluebuell
| Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 03:44 pm: |
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So, an unheathy amount of time? you bet |
Whatever
| Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 03:48 pm: |
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Define UNHEALTHY amount of time... every second of every day, interfering with work and other responsibilities... causing you to consider stuffed animals as mates... MIGHT be a problem... That is alot to me, BUT women go through phases with it... it is not always there, every second of every day... but I get in a crowd or see a man in uniform and then I usually wonder what it might be like... |
Doughnut
| Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 03:49 pm: |
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This is why I love BWB, so much cheaper then my shrink! Sorry for the thread high jack, on with the tapping stories! (I will live vicariously [not even close to the correct spelling] through you all!) (Message edited by Doughnut on August 11, 2009) |
Cityxslicker
| Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 05:50 pm: |
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HWYGLMTTA?... u hz 30 minz 2 get it, else its za for lunch. So do I get pepperoni for lunch or the vegi special? F'n gotta love skript kitties. She knew EXACTLY what I was talking about. Sex is whats for LUNCH. |
Pkforbes87
| Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 06:42 pm: |
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This really isn't working for me, which I take as a compliment. Any time I send this message I'm not getting a text message response. Instead I get a phone call instantly asking who was using my phone or why I'm drunk on a Tuesday afternoon. Guess I'm just not a wham-bam-thank-you-maam kind of guy. |
Doughnut
| Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 06:47 pm: |
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Almost seems urban myth-ish. |
Froggy
| Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 06:49 pm: |
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Well, this ain't working for me either, not sure how the hell you guys are doing it. |
Cityxslicker
| Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 07:27 pm: |
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she is 22, its more of a gen Y thing apparently, none of the girls my age know what the hell I am talking about, and were upset that I would ask it ZOMG my daughter told me what taht means, sic man, come by at 7 who knew those 9 lil letters were panny droppers? |
Doughnut
| Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 07:59 pm: |
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Someone pm me what those 9 letters mean? |
Bikejunky
| Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 08:17 pm: |
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HRMBM! |
Ramm
| Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 08:25 pm: |
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I think it is a younger generation thing. Early 20's were the ones that worked for me. One was a high school senior though, not going to tap that. Will feel awkward. hah |
Doughnut
| Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 08:27 pm: |
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You are just making shit up now. |
Slaughter
| Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 08:33 pm: |
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Me: Let me not to the marriage of true minds Admit impediments. Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to remove: O no! it is an ever-fixed mark That looks on tempests and is never shaken; It is the star to every wandering bark, Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken. Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks Within his bending sickle's compass come: Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks, But bears it out even to the edge of doom. If this be error and upon me proved, I never writ, nor no man ever loved. She: Leave me the F*CK ALONE! |
Cityxslicker
| Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 09:47 pm: |
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Her: Whats that mean? Me: Hey When You Gonna Let Me Tap That Azz? Her: Um, dont you think we should meet first for coffee? Me: Theres coffee every where in this town, only one you Her: IDK Me: You do know, so yeh or neh? Her; Not tonite, Friday? Me: Yep, I will bring the coffee Her: FYL Me: whats that ? Her; tell you friday ! full on panny dropper, who knew? |
Ramm
| Posted on Tuesday, August 11, 2009 - 11:32 pm: |
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You are just making shit up now. Want me to video tape them or phone screen shots? } |
Cityxslicker
| Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 03:31 am: |
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Of the 12 I sent 3 gos 4 um no, I dont like you like that 2 Who is this ? 3 phone backs after typing out the definition. All in all a very productive jump shot to my weeks dance card. Who knew ? |
Herobluebuell
| Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 07:55 am: |
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Me: hey, when you gonna let me tap that? Her: what? Me: hurry up im a busy man. Her: im not home. me: BOO! her: when i come home maybe. me: sounds like a plan. Haha this really does work...i guess they like it when your a jerk to them. |
Whatever
| Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 12:33 pm: |
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Dudes, I would just spit coke through my nose. Or maybe something worse... Unless you look like Brad Pitt or something. Do any of you look like Brad Pitt? |
Bott
| Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 12:40 pm: |
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me; when ya gonna let me hit that her: YOU gonna pay for these stupid fu*%ing text messages? |
Whatever
| Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 12:51 pm: |
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Slaughter you are too funny! Bott- you are 43 and you are trying this s***? Time to grow up... unless of course you look like a movie star... and really texting a proposition to someone??? Too too funny! (Message edited by Whatever on August 12, 2009) |
Wolfridgerider
| Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 12:56 pm: |
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Do any of you look like Brad Pitt? if he has gained about 50 lbs... grew a beard... got some tat's.. changed the shape of his face, body.... a$$... then yes... we could be twins. |
Whatever
| Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 01:00 pm: |
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YES
NO
Specimen number one could say just about anything "Tap That" or any other moronic line.... it would be a yes. Now specimen two could say anything and I would just spit coke through my nose. Oh yeah. Time to get back to work... how do you spell specimen??? (Message edited by Whatever on August 12, 2009) |
Bott
| Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 01:25 pm: |
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Whatever; yup texted it to my older than I wife...I refuse to grow up! |
Herobluebuell
| Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 01:27 pm: |
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Dudes, I would just spit coke through my nose. Or maybe something worse... Unless you look like Brad Pitt or something. No brad pitt here. |
Cityxslicker
| Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 01:36 pm: |
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Brad Pitt, No Jason Alexander; Yes Him Me Ladies love the bad man. Georgie gets it for the win. (Message edited by cityxslicker on August 12, 2009) |
Whatever
| Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 01:42 pm: |
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YES
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City... I see the resemblance... just put some crumbs on your chest!!! Now really I have to get out of here ..."work"...look for jobs (Message edited by Whatever on August 12, 2009) |
Whatever
| Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 01:48 pm: |
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YES YES YES
BONO is THE MAN... (Message edited by Whatever on August 12, 2009) |
Whatever
| Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 01:51 pm: |
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Ooooh and DE NIRO... gotta love ROBERT
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Ft_bstrd
| Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 01:55 pm: |
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You KNOW you want this ^ to tap THAT. |
Whatever
| Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - 01:55 pm: |
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Ok... I got a little carried away... I am done now... how bout posting some other pick up lines? |