Does anyone remember the time Oprah pulled a wagon out on stage with a 67 pound block of lard on it? Somebody cubed Oprah long before Buell even introduced the Blast! I wish they'd do it again; but this time try to include her mouth.
July 1989: As a group of us stood looking at the used televisions in a pawn shop near MCAS Cherry Point, the clerk summed up the O phenomenon nicely. As the show started, she looked up at the screens and announced "oh, look, it's ORCA!"
Wonder if she knew something herself about the twenty years of public yo-yo dieting to come- she was a big soul sister, too.
Look, FB is a longtime fiend of mine and Iam not sure who Oprah is nor have I read this thread but its obvious she acted stupidly and has aligned herself with the axis of evil.
A co-worker of mine told me a story a few weeks back.
When his kids were young and the wife was home to raise them, he would come home every day ( usually an extended day with overtime to help pay the bills) to really strange and stupid questions from her such as,
"Are you having an affair with my sister?"
"Do you work long hours because you feel sexually frustrated?"
"Do you resent your children?"
There were many more but to speed things along, one day he comes home early not feeling well and finds his wife on the couch Watching Oprah. She barely acknowledges him as he stands in the doorway feverish with a pounding migraine explaining why he is home early. As he talks though, the sounds of the TV slowly begin to filter through the pounding going on in his head, "what the hell is she talking about?" "That sounds like the same S*** that my......wife......keeps...!**!***!!!!"
He then walks across the living room , unplugs the TV, takes it to the garage, puts it in and slams the door! He comes back in the house and says "The Oprah show has gone off the air!" " If you're bored, you can read a magazine! " Try Good Housekeeping for starters!"
