A but only on the bottom B nope, fully buttoned up, but it has two holes in the middle like nipples on boobies C almost a full circle and trying to steal thunder from O D its got a fair amount of back bone to it, but still an open letter, but with spine E Clearly an open letter with a trifecta of a arterials F See E but only Doubley So G Damn near closed the whole thing off and put a Gate on just for flair H is kinda ambivilant being open top and bottom, I probably the singularly none open letter, and yet we find alot of I's in these open letter threads; gets a proxy vote for in J Well its really a ladle, spooning up the open with a leaning to the left, every democrats favorite K Open top and bottom but kicked in the middle, like somebody sucker punched a B and burst the top and bottom L Heres your right leaning open letter, notice the rigid backbone M Somebody crushed and N and made it peak twice N is a bit radical for its diaginal cut but still as ambivelant as H O the original Open letter, look at the gaping festering hole right down the middle of it. P Somebody buttoned this one up pretty tight, it kinda stands on its own Q Its an O with flair or sass.... nudge nudge wink wink say no more R P's kissing cousin, but needs a lil more support to keep things buttoned tight S Purely an Open letter, but who among us doesnt enjoy a set of switch backs with a lazy slow apex ? T It doesnt care about you, your bike, your dog, its not an open letter U This is a beer mug of an open letter, just cry into it, or fill it with ale V more of a taster of the above, so suck it quick W A double of the above X Open on all sides and a collision course in the middle, this is full of imminent fail Y arent we all asking ourselves that about now? Z More lazy ambivelence
Havent we had enough of these open letters already?
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble but I'm doing the best that I can. I used to have a girlfriend but she just couldn't compete with all of these love starved women who keep clamoring at my feet. Well I prob'ly could find me another but I guess they're all in awe of me. Who cares, I never get lonesome cause I treasure my own company. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way, I can't wait to look in the mirror cause I get better looking each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble but I'm doing the best that I can. I guess you could say I'm a loner, a cowboy outlaw tough and proud. I could have lots of friends if I want to but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd. Some folks say that I'm egotistical. Hell, I don't even know what that means. I guess it has something to do with the way that I fill out my skin tight blue jeans. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way, I can't wait to look in the mirror cause I get better looking each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble but I'm doing the best that I can. We're doing the best that we can
On a similar theme, this has long been one of my favourite tracks, "The Spy" by "The guys from UNCLE" Only one I found on youtube was backing for a scooter rally.