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Gregtonn
Posted on Monday, July 20, 2009 - 02:58 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
All government bills will be hand written by the originator in ink.

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Littlebuggles
Posted on Monday, July 20, 2009 - 04:34 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Excellent idea, I was thinking just reduce the government.
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Hughlysses
Posted on Monday, July 20, 2009 - 05:23 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Along the same lines, I always thought the easiest way to simplify the tax code would be to require all members of congress to do their own taxes without any outside help.
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Monday, July 20, 2009 - 06:39 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Step 1. Buy an island & form your own government.

Step 2. Secretly construct your vast underground bunker.

Step 3. Using your tame mad scientist threaten to destroy half the planet.

Step 4. Don't tell James Bond your cunning plan.

Step 5. Don't devise an elaborate torture death that he just might escape from. Just pop him between the eyes.




Have I missed anything?
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Aesquire
Posted on Monday, July 20, 2009 - 07:05 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Really, why the island? It makes more sense to rent an abandoned mall or large office building.

The rest is fine.
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Greenlantern
Posted on Monday, July 20, 2009 - 07:21 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Can't put a hidden Submarine berth or landing strip at the shopping mall. Stick with the island, though I would add a henchman army of Atomic Supermen.......all dressed in matching jumpsuits of course!
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Ferris_von_bueller
Posted on Monday, July 20, 2009 - 07:22 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
World's smallest country up for sale

http://strange.commongate.com/post/World_s_Smalles t_Country_up_for_Sale
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Cityxslicker
Posted on Monday, July 20, 2009 - 12:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
No man is an island... but for eight figures you could be your own county and royalty too... and no pesky neighbors.
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