"he was trying to tell me that a heavier person will make it around a track on a kart faster than a skinny person due to weight and the traction that takes effect."
That guy in the XBoard that pulled the fan fuse because he dosen't like the fan, then he removed the left and right scoops. (I assume he was joking, but it didn't sound it)
My all time fave is the woman who pulled out in front of me when I was driving my old Dodge, nearly giving me heart failure as I fishtailed to a stop inches from her door. She then said " I didn't see you because I was looking at your truck". I replied that the opticians might be the next place to visit.
Clients who send the order late... and don't listen!
You clearly explain to the clients it will take about 8 weeks to get the equipment... Client sends you the order late, saying the job MUST be finished by end of the month, 4 weeks away... You do some chasing and explain the best you can do is get the units in 5 weeks, 1 week after their completion date... 2 weeks later they say "You'll be finished by the end of the month, won't you?"
When you ask a patient why the doctor ordered a barium enema and they say "I don't know." Really? you don't know why you went to see the Dr. in the first place?
+1 BT, just add the word 'green' or the prefix 'eco' and I've already tuned out, put my face in my hands, and begun to find happy thoughts that keep me from chuckin' up my lunch.