| Author | Message | ||
     Bluzzit34 |
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| Buellinator |
Everyone's a critic.... | ||
| 4dwuds |
Vandals !! | ||
| Danny_h__jesternut |
WOW, I've scared meself wile out ridin twisties a few times, butt never that bad! | ||
| Capital_g |
Hey - Do you know what the white stuff in bird poop is? Bird poop! | ||
| Fullauto |
It was a Jap pigeon !!!!! | ||
| Ebutch |
I,ve ben hit by a crane(big bird)all over bike and me!  | ||
| Buelleaver |
I know the feeling. I was riding a dirt bike on a rail bed about as fast as it would go, and I flushed out a huge turkey buzzard sitting in the brush. I’m locked up skidding in the coal dirt, he’s flapping like hell trying to get away. I almost hit it . All the while he’s unloading on me. It was hard to believe the amount of excrement he hit me and the bike with. | ||
| Preybird1 |
They always dump the load before flight. Lucky for me all the birds in my neighborhood know to stay away as we killed any and all birds on the block with pellet guns when we were kids. It was all in the name of fruit, See we have 15 different fruit trees and use the fruit in the winter. The damn birds were always stealing the fruit so we would shoot em down. You need a high power bb gun to kill blue jays they are tuff bastards | ||
| Jos51700 |
Actually the white part is equivalent to bird urine. They've double-dissed you. | ||
| Dave_02_1200 |
Russ, The BB gun solution has its drawbacks. It could result in very bad bird karma - and that could affect your life in several ways. For example, it could cause front isolator problems or DDFI glitches at the worst possible time. Flat tires and oil leaks too. However, there are alternatives: You could try soaking fruit in vodka and setting it out for their consumption. That way they would get too drunk to do much harm to your bike or your fruit trees and the birds would remember you fondly, if only they could remember where they were last night. Good luck, Dave | ||
| Oldog |
You could try soaking fruit in vodka and setting it out for their consumption My X father in law tells an amusing story about persimmons that had fermented and a mocking bird that was intoxicated} | ||
| Lovedabueller |
im with the birds. i say shit on fuell injection too... LMAO.......   | ||
| Luv2jugs |
Looks like he ate at Taco-Bell...... | ||
| Olbolt |
We think we know what it looks like, but to remove all doubt as to the ingredients...try the taste test! | ||
| Froggy |
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| Moxnix |
In some cultures, like Aleut, being pooped on by a bird is good luck. | ||
| Fullauto |
I think it's called the fight, flight or shite reflex. | ||
| Wile_ecoyote |
How in the hell can being shit on by a bird be good luck? I say shoot the little bastiges. (oh, and then eat them) | ||
| Hugie03flhr |
See... If you were riding instead of BSing you wouldn't have this pile on your back seat  | ||
| Xodot |
I was walking with my Sgt doing foot patrol in a beach resort area that was packed on a long weekend afternoon. Here we were trying to look tough to maintain a little order amongst all the partying kids when... A "sh*t hawk" (as we call them -AKA a seagull) flew up startled from a garbage barrel and unloaded on the Sgt's shoulder! He wasn't a bad Sgt but better him than me. Being on foot patrol, we were stared at - and avoided by - by a lot of people we walked by before we got back to the station for him to change shirts.  | ||
| Tsm81xtreme |
Bluzzit34, is that a Corbin Gunfighter and Lady seat on the bike. I was thinking of getting one. Would you mind to tell me what you think about it. Thanks, Matt Tully |
