| Author | Message | ||
     Sleez |
1. Douche Canoe; Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag. "Luke, you are such a Douche Canoe." 2. Douche Canoe; Not just your run of the mill douche. A total douche! This douche will kill you with his non stop douche baggery. Avoid the Douche Canoe at all costs. "Ryan Seacrest is a total Douche Canoe." 3. Douche Canoe; A giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died. "Well I'm glad to see this thread has turned into a Douche Canoe." (Message edited by sleez on May 20, 2009) | ||
| Fresnobuell |
Hey Slees, glad you are joining the douche canoe.... Did you bother to notice that the douche canoe in question decided to bring back the "something stupid" in the form of this thread. WTF is surprising at the reaction he is receiving? | ||
| Crowley |
Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream....  | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
Very different than an Enema Boat. Very different. | ||
| Ccryder |
I'm glad to see this thread has progressed NOT!!! | ||
| Slaughter |
If god were to give the world an enema, he'd insert the tube right here: ( + ) (Message edited by slaughter on May 20, 2009) | ||
| Crowley |
In England, we pass the time by playing Cricket, Fox hunting and eating Scones | ||
| Sleez |
Fresnobuell; all i was doing was answering Crowley's question, nothing to add or detract from the conversation, thanks. sarcasm included free! | ||
| Crowley |
Indeed Mr Sleez. It's cross cultural banter such as this that cements our 'special relationship'  I must nip off now, it's time to beat the servants | ||
| Doerman |
In England, we pass the time by playing Cricket, Fox hunting and eating Scones Aren't you forgetting something? Strongbow by Bulmers? I love British humor though. Once, my wife and I went to Arundel Castle on a Saturday and it was closed. We asked a fellow on the street why it was closed on Sat and when it would be open again. He replied with a grin.. "well, we have to have a day to flog the peasants" (Message edited by doerman on May 20, 2009) | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
Mmmmmmmm. Love Strongbow. I thought I was the only one who liked it. Fantastic with a cigar. | ||
| Boogiman1981 |
blaketatorships and douche canoes man it doesn't get much better. if said letters actually exist which i doubt. i'd be very curious as to their contents. | ||
| Slaughter |
'Scuse me - US Colonials jes havvin sum funz (Or should I say WE colonials?) | ||
| Slaughter |
Strongbow?  (courtesy our usual pre-coffee interservice rivalries at work) (Message edited by slaughter on May 22, 2009) | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
Strongbow?  | ||
| Gregtonn |
Douche Canoe= Think shape. Now think size. In need of refreshing. You are one giant, stinking, _____. G  | ||
| Brapbrapbrap |
 Lets get back to Enthusing | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
Don't deflect. He must OWN his own douchecanoery. | ||
| Captpete |
Well, I always enjoy these flame threads in some perverse manner. Always a stimulus for thought, they are. I think I have managed to boil this one down to its very essence: Canoes are bigger than bags. Took two pages of blathering to get it out, but there you are. Will some kind member please direct my attention to the next one in progress? I'm a bit of the impatient sort.  | ||
| Mainstreamer |
Does anyone here ride anything other then the keyboard... jeeeeez! Give it a go, you'll feel better! | ||
| Crowley |
Yes thanks. How about you, Capt'n Kayak? | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
Does anyone here ride anything other then the keyboard Not at the moment.  | ||
| Marcodesade |
Captpete: No. Gregtonn has it right when he writes: Douche Canoe= Think shape. Now think size. In need of refreshing. You are one giant, stinking, _____. | ||
| Captpete |
How about you, Capt'n Kayak? Technically, I suppose I have to plead guilty to that clever little moniker. My nautical career does in fact include a few days as captain of a kayak, although I wouldn't consider them as defining moments, nor would I count that time as part of my over 5000 days at sea. But it was still good fun, in spite of the fact that no fish were killed under my command, unless I happened to swallow one while learning the Eskimo Roll. But I do like the Moniker you came up with. Commercial fishing captains end up with all sorts of goofy nicknames, and often they have derogatory undertones. Making fun of one another is just part of that culture where hardship and isolation are endured for days on end at sea. But Captain Kayak is pretty cool, for it's a bit like calling the big strapping guy "Shorty" or "Tiny." Very insightful of you, Crowley Thanks, mate. Capt. Pete | ||
| Badlionsfan |
Does anyone here ride anything other then the keyboard Yeah, but she's cleaning the apartment right now. | ||
| Bikejunky |
+1 Badlionsfan | ||
| Crowley |
Does the USN have the same tradition of the 'soggy biscuit' ritual, as the RN? | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
Ummm, Crowley. That's nasty. | ||
| Captpete |
Don't know nothin' about the Navy. Nor the Nivey, for that matter. But we do have a rock group here called Limp Biscuit. | ||
| Krassh |
Just found the definition on Wikipedia. That is nasty. |
