| Author | Message | ||
     Ratfink |
Nope. But I did get pulled over by a wichita cop because of my exhaust! He wanted to talk to me about my bike. Funny how that happens. Thought I was toast. End up pulling up to QT with the cop and he bought me a pop while we chatted. | ||
| Mr_incognito |
WTF? He bought you a soda and you hung out with him?....did you get his number so you guys could go out on a date also? | ||
| Biff |
I heard he gave it up too quick, and the cop isn't going to call back. | ||
| Mr_incognito |
LOL | ||
| Ratfink |
I always say if you get it on the first date, no sense in calling back! He was cool though, just was a little "talkative" for me. Took me almost 5 minutes to just get my zipper out of his mouth. | ||
| Biff |
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| Mr_incognito |
Seems like Wichita cops would always be busy with things like: trailer park fires, hunting accidents, tractor wrecks, and people getting robbed for their Marlboros. | ||
| Bearracing |
Bwesky and Ratfink and Duff and others.. thanks for the help in ideas.. turns out today i found 3 girls to move into my 3 bedroom townhouse here in lawrence.. So im not losing my garage.. i dont have to move outta my room.. and i go 3 girls moving into 2 rooms here.. yeah.. 2 of the girls are sharing a room here cause they are lesbians.. Life is back to good! Bwesky.. if you dont wanna get that storage shed for your bike.. you can keep it at my place in my garage next to MY BUELL here in Lawrence..thanks again guys... | ||
| Mr_incognito |
Why doesnt Bwesky just move into the room with the 1 girl? Go Bruce!!!!! | ||
| Ratfink |
I want to live with 3 girls!!! That would be AWESOME!!! I'm a dirty, dirty old man though. No problems on the suggestions though. That's what were here for. | ||
| Mr_incognito |
John you already live with 2 women....one of which is just the size you like LMFAO! | ||
| Ratfink |
Wow!!! I never thought of it that way! I guess then it's almost like I live with 3-1/2 women! And I hate her. With a passion. Like BAD! I have bad thoughts at night of piano wire and hacksaws. Why did you have to ruin my morning-sex-after-glow? I'm now gonna have to call my girl back over so I can get the thought of her out of my mind. | ||
| Mr_incognito |
Just go hump your bike....and then ride with me to Lawrence before it starts raining. | ||
| Caféelite |
The one that is straight (assuming), is she hot or not? Age.. Kids.. job.. Things we need to know to determine if we need a reason to come visit you :P | ||
| Mr_incognito |
LOL @ Cafe | ||
| Biff |
no laughing here. I agree. we need details. and you might as well tell us about the lezies. are they hot like the movies I watch, or more like softball players? | ||
| Bearracing |
LMAO.. well..the one that is in a room all by herself.. is 2 months pregnant...and the lezis, are mexican..and they are not like softball players.. more like they just got outta prison look.. and they never missed a meal.. On a side note.. they did bring there 2 female friends with them to check out my place.. There friends where lezis also.. and were HOTT like the movies... Im excited.. anyone got any spare webcams? | ||
| Mr_incognito |
I dont have any spare web cams, but im definatly down to buy one if I get first dibs on the live streaming.....and you have to put it in the shower LOL. | ||
| Ratfink |
Steve. Why u need camaras to watch naked women? U got a good one at home? And it's amazing. Two of us have chick roommates, and were stuck with a fat one. Pregnent one(I'm sure baby daddy is around somewhere) 2 ugly lezzies. And one good looking one. And I'm gonna claim the good looking one. U can back me up on that Steve. Why can't we have chick roommates like pornstar style? Like ones who ask us to take showers with them "just to wash their backs." but end up f%*€#@g us silly on the bathroom counter? Those would be awesome! Craigslist here I come!!! (Message edited by ratfink on May 16, 2009) | ||
| Mr_incognito |
LOL. Youre one room mate is pretty good lookin, but the other one, if you took a shower with her youd have to roll her in a wheel barrow back to your bedroom to get it on. (Message edited by mr_incognito on May 16, 2009) | ||
| Bearracing |
Well things here at my place for roommates are like this.. The pregs girl has no babydaddy.. she dumped him, and he split after the sad news i guess.. never to be heard from again.. The lesbian mexican girls sharing the other room are on the heavy side..I did find them on craigslist to rent the room here! So far only the pregnant girl has gotten close/ touchy feely with me.. must be horny.. plus she knows i ride a buell.. the lezzies just call it crotch rocket... (Message edited by bearracing on May 16, 2009) | ||
| Thunder |
New Bike Night... Thought I'd post: Every Wednesday 7-10pm Bell Ringers Pub & Grub 101 Southwest Boulevard Kansas City, MO ph 816-421-2211 This place has just opened... Great location in the Cross Roads District. Nice place and Great Food!! I will be their doing a 50/50 Cash Drawing and we are trying to procure items for additional give-a-ways. 50/50 ticket sales benefit - Pediatric Brain Tumor Foundation So ride out and check it out Wednesday nights! | ||
| Mr_incognito |
LMFAO. If her belly isnt too big I say go for it man...its not like youre gonna get her pregnant. | ||
| Ratfink |
Prego girl is on my bucket list! So I'm jealous. I'll hit it if u don't. LOL. I'm dirty minded. VERY dirty. | ||
| Bearracing |
2 months.. she got some little pudge belly going on.. | ||
| Mr_incognito |
Then id say go for it and just pretend its a beer gut. | ||
| Ratfink |
A beer gut. How funny is that!?! | ||
| Bearracing |
Even if her face is alittle ugly? | ||
| Mr_incognito |
The face can easily be ignored. | ||
| Bearracing |
Even if shes missing a front tooth? but has one of those retainers with a fake one on it that makes it look like none are missing? |
