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Johnnylunchbox
| Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 07:54 pm: |
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Due to the current financial climate, the epidemic of foreclosures, and the fact that financial institutions are becoming more conservative in their lending practices, the Buell Motor Company has decided to change their slogan from, "Own the corners" to... "Rent the corners." Thank you I'll be here all weekend. Try the veal. |
Froggy
| Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 07:58 pm: |
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Can we still lease them? That way after 2 or 3 years when the roads turn to crap and are riddled with potholes, we can lease something else? |
Johnnylunchbox
| Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 07:59 pm: |
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"Lease the corners" ??? Not bad. Hmmmmmm. |
Dbird29
| Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 08:17 pm: |
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"Steal the Corners" |
Brinnutz
| Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 08:25 pm: |
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Borrow the Corners? |
Americanmadexb
| Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 09:02 pm: |
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"Rent to Own the Corners" "Land Contract the Corners" |
Americanmadexb
| Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 09:04 pm: |
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"Take a Corner Leave a Corner" |
Spiderman
| Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 09:06 pm: |
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"Land Contract the Corners" |
Americanmadexb
| Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 09:10 pm: |
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"A Corner Turned is A Corner Gained" Good thing American Idol just came on... been looking for quality karaoke. |
Court
| Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 09:32 pm: |
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Anybody notice the REAL change in the Buell branding . . . ? If not, watch over the next 2 months. |
Barker
| Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 09:42 pm: |
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"Corners Owned" If these conditions get any worse the Japanese bikes might need a corner bailout. DMG/AMA might have to do some corner wealth re-distribution. (Message edited by barker on April 01, 2009) |
Oddball
| Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 10:21 pm: |
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Lease the corners, $0 down, low monthly payments. |
Seanp
| Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 10:54 pm: |
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"Buy the corners, don't make payments, and get a government bailout to keep them." And Court - I've noticed that there are a lot of Buell ads on the TriumphRAT.net - is that part of it? |
4cammer
| Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 02:09 am: |
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Veal...? Ewwwwww..... |
Cityxslicker
| Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 02:13 am: |
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or in my case, cut the corners |
Svh
| Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 02:13 am: |
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I have seen the "NO EXCUSES" banners on a few sites. Is that the new branding? |
Jon
| Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 02:28 am: |
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The new slogan is, "Awrightyoumuthas!!" |
Mr_grumpy
| Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 02:58 am: |
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"Subcontract the corners to those foreign devils" By the way, my own branding will be changing from end of July. The new slogan will be "It's all downhill from here!" (I could tell you more but I'd have to kill you after.) |
Greenlantern
| Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 06:59 am: |
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"I'm a ring-ding, so eat me"? (Message edited by greenlantern on April 02, 2009) |
Brumbear
| Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 07:24 am: |
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Suches a deal I have for you Mioshu use your best NY Jewish accent |
Psychobueller
| Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 08:22 am: |
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Pwn the Corners? |
Scotty_j
| Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 09:30 am: |
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"What me corners?" |
Ourdee
| Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 10:31 am: |
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Scotty_j, Alfred E. Newman impressions. |
Hexangler
| Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 11:06 am: |
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Drift the Corners! |
Spiderman
| Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 11:11 am: |
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Pawn the Corners? There, fixed it for you |
Zane
| Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 11:15 am: |
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Who can afford gas for the corners? |
Chellem
| Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 12:14 pm: |
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As long as the corners aren't toxic assets, we should have no problem long-term financing the corners. |
Lovedabueller
| Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 12:33 pm: |
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This just in, Buell said on their web site the will be downsizing the corners by about 30%
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86129squids
| Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 12:36 pm: |
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I just Bernie Madoff with your corners, ricer beaaattch |
Mortarmanmike120
| Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 12:46 pm: |
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That's not what I heard. From the administration: "Corner ownership is not just a right reserved for the wealthy. All citizens should be able to follow the American dream of owning a corner. There will be massive corner re-distribution. Those that currently own corners will have to give up a piece of their corner to those who have no corner." "For 95% of corner owners they will see no affect. Only the top 5% of corner owners will see their corner ownership reduced." Buell's screwed. |