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Jpb
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 - 10:35 am: | 
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I'm waiting on Tripp to get me my parts...I did get the new sneakers yesterday though...
I'll be looking to borrow stands and that No-marr bar...maybe this weekend.
I can't ride either way though...I have to help my sister move this weekend. |
Firebolteric_ma
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 - 12:34 pm: |
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***Chase, your forks will be taken apart tonight.
Question....Do you want to use all Race Tech parts to put this back together? That is the good sh!t, what I use, and the stuff I can get easily. see there X1 stuff
HERE
Other than that you need to bring me some parts, or get them delivered.
With out looking in there and assuming everything is getting changed out...here is what I need...
99 X1 41mm Forks:
FULL REBUILD
Inner Fork Guide Bushings
Outer Fork Guide Bushings
Fork Seals
Dust Boot
Copper Washers
Damper Rod Bushings
Ultra Slick Fork Oil(2qts)
Misc. Cleaner/Grease - 10.00
You can cut some corners if ya wanted... That is your choice...
A.) Dust Boots..they look okay when I looked yesterday.
b.) Copper Washers could be reused... i don't usually.
c.) use a cheap(er) oil... your call there also. I would atleast step up to a medium weight/either 7 or 10 weight oil.
That will help you some with them since I don't think you want to revalve/spring them.
I will know what the bushings look like tonight. MAYBE you can get away with them also, but unlikely if you ride hard and have not changed them in the last 10k.
Or just say F@ck it and change the seals and oil.
I guess it comes down to how much $$$ you want to spend and how well you want them to work...Let Me Know.
I do get a discount, roughly 20% off there cost...
(Message edited by firebolteric_ma on March 17, 2009) |
Firebolteric_ma
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 - 12:37 pm: |
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No mar is available....stands are not...
Look here ya cheap bastard
(Message edited by firebolteric_ma on March 17, 2009) |
Scotty_j
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 - 01:35 pm: |
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Stands are available. Lemme know when you'll be by. |
Jpb
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 - 02:23 pm: |
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Cheap?
ouch...
Frugal sounds so much better...(remember - don't hurt my feelings - they are sensitive)
besides...that front stand WONT work on the Buell - and you know it! |
Firebolteric_ma
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 - 02:45 pm: |
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CRAP...I will get my bike off them then
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Scotty_j
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 - 03:03 pm: |
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Mebbe Shawn will let you ride in his sex swing? |
Firebolteric_ma
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 - 03:12 pm: |
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I think I already VIOLATED his bike.... |
Ustorque
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 - 04:36 pm: |
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i will not let you use my buell sex swing but i can tell you how to make your own! |
Firebolteric_ma
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 - 04:39 pm: |
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Will you be showing me how to use it too???
Wait..What? |
Ustorque
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 - 04:46 pm: |
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o.k. so here's a good story for you boys:
i haven't smoked in 2 months, as of yesterday. doctor put me on that chantix shit to quit, and it worked great.(or so i thought)
i haven't taken it in 9 days, thought i was good and could stop. apparently i am now addicted to the chantix, ah the irony!
so i haven't slept since friday, i get about an hour of sleep at night which is pretty kick ass, and my day is filled with 10 minute naps about every 3 hours at work.
the best part is i don't give a shit about anything, not a f*ckin thing! no happy, no sad, no mad, nothing....just an amazingly satisfying FU attitude. i have a DR's appointment on thursday, but until then my Dr. has made me promise (he called it a verbal contract) that i would not harm myself or others.
great shit, just great shit.....keep your loved ones off the chantix boys, smokes are much safer. i never wanted to stab anyone in the temple while having a smoke!
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Ustorque
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 - 05:01 pm: |
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}Will you be showing me how to use it too???
Wait..What?
......but of course, enjoy HOMOS
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Tripp
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 - 06:07 pm: |
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lmao, hahahahahahaha
jp pm w/tacking# sent! |
03worc9r
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 - 06:35 pm: |
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Okay, I am no engineer. I would like some comments from the peanut gallery. It seems to work okay set up like this but I lose a good inch from lockout on each side. you can see the 2 spots on the lower triple where it hit.
I used a 3 1/2 bolt with some spacers to lower it.
I am having trouble finding a single thin wall spacer. |
Ducxl
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 - 07:03 pm: |
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Ahhh-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!
THIS is a universal motorcycle lift.
from a few days ago,when i had no suspension.
Jeff....dunno,except,will the extended bolt support the load? And limiting the steering may be a safety issue. |
Firebolteric_ma
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 - 08:14 am: |
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It seems to work okay set up like this but I lose a good inch from lockout on each side
I say put it on...
Okay, I am no engineer.
Oh... |
Scotty_j
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 - 08:23 am: |
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I think the preferred way to mount it is from the right side fork tube to the engine cradle mount on the underside of the frame.
Or something.
Shawn- the smokes are a gateway drug to get you addicted to chantrix to quit smoking, valium and xanax to to keep you from freaking out, and oxycontin just because your doc already had his prescription pad out, and you've got insurance. Apparently you don't need any viagra as you have a healthy sex life (so long as you consider sex with motorcycles is healthy).
(Message edited by scotty_j on March 18, 2009) |
Firebolteric_ma
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 - 08:35 am: |
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The preferred way is to get a XBRR and use that as it was made to go above the tripple.
You are gonna need to do some fancy work to get that to fit the XBR, AND work "properly". |
Jpb
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 - 10:40 am: |
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Jeff - that long of a bolt is only going to dampen your damper...and loss of steering angle? doesn't sound like a happy combination...
Shawn - try this instead...www.johnmorganseminars.com. No drugs, no doctors, no lost sleep (actually I've been sleeping a lot better), no arrest warrants...
I've been off the smokes for 18 days now...no problem...with the exception of drinking making me get a little anxious for a smoke.
...oh...and congrats on quiting! have you added up your savings yet? Racks up quick doesn't it? |
Firebolteric_ma
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 - 12:11 pm: |
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Pfft....Bunch of quitters.... |
Jpb
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 - 12:38 pm: |
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I tried that with Audra...but saying I don't want to be a quiter only applies to her drinking and I couldn't apply it to my smoking...
Man rules vs Woman rules - why hasn't anybody come up with a fix for this problem yet...'cause that system is definately f'n broken! |
Jpb
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 - 12:43 pm: |
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Tracking number received - parts should be on my porch when I get home.
Thanks Tripp!...I was just bustin your balls... |
Firebolteric_ma
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 - 12:57 pm: |
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1.The female always makes the rules.
2.No male can possibly know all of the rules.
3.If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
4.The female is never wrong.
5.If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong, or the female suspects that the male did or said wrong.
6.If Rule 5 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
7.The female may change her mind, at any time, for any reason.
8.The male may never change his mind without prior written consent of the female.
9.The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time, for no apparent reason, and must not give any explanation to the male.
10.The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
11.The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
12.Any male who questions or alters the rules shall immediately become impotent.
13.The male is expected to read a woman's mind at all times.
14.If the female cries, the argument is over and she wins.
15.Yes means no; no means yes.
16.Never prove her wrong.
17.Never answer unanswerable questions, such as "Honey, do you think I'm getting fat?"
18.If you choose to ignore Rule 17, never use the word "Fine" to answer a question such as "Honey, how do I look?"
19.If she says one thing, and means another, it is up to you to determine what she really meant.
20.If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.
21.PMS really stands for Punish My Spouse (or Significant Other)."
22.What's yours is hers, and what's hers is hers.
23.Never look at another woman, no matter how attractive.
24.When watching TV, never, ever look at an attractive woman. If your wife catches you doing so, immediately excuse yourself and go make yourself a sandwich.
25.When she asks for your advice, she really doesn't intend for you to give it.
26.No job is as hard as that of a homemaker.
27.Never tell your wife how to drive, or attempt to show her how to golf.
28.Always end an argument with the following four magical words: "Honey, you were right."
29.If you compliment someone else's cooking in her presence, you are indirectly insulting her.
30.Taking out the trash is a man's job, even if the man has been on a ten-day business trip.
31.If she's watching her favorite TV show, she shall not be disturbed. If you are watching yours, she may disturb you at any time, even during the Super Bowl.
32.It is O.K. for you to meet your wife's old boyfriends, but under no circumstances is it O.K. for her to meet your old girlfriends.
33.Business travel, no matter how important, is actually, according to her, your excuse to get away.
34.If she starts the argument, you lose. If you start the argument, you lose.
35.No matter how late you are, never tell a woman to hurry up. When the woman is ready to go, however, have the car started.
36.It is O.K. for a woman to snore, but not for a man.
37.If the man gets on the computer for more than two minutes, he is avoiding his husbandly and/or fatherly duties, even if the woman bought said computer for the man for Christmas, and he is an accountant working out of his home.
38.If a man smokes a cigar within 100 feet of his house, he is deliberately trying to kill his family with secondhand smoke.
39.Don't notice her morning breath when she tries to kiss you.
40.If a woman discusses a problem she is having, never give her a solution.
41.Never wake the woman with a question that begins with "Did you" or "Have you."
42.Never know your wife's weight or age, and if you do, you must never divulge them to anyone.
43.If a woman asks you what movie you want to see, think carefully and reply, "You choose, honey."
44.Regarding the right way to hang the toilet roll: the woman's way is the right way. It is the man's job to replace the roll, and he must never leave less than twelve inches remaining on the roll.
45.When she returns from shopping, never ask for a receipt. If she decides to tell you how much she spent, add 35-50% to insure rough accuracy.
46.If you comment on her new dress, and she says, "Oh, this old thing," never challenge the statement.
47.Every woman has "The Look" which, roughly translated, means "How can you be so stupid?"
48.Never, ever say "Well, what do you want me to do?" or "Well, what do you want me to say?"
49.Not only is the female always right, the female's mother is always right. Therefore, never, under any circumstances, criticize the female's mother.
50.The rules are subject to change at any time without any prior notification. |
Firebolteric_ma
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 - 01:00 pm: |
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I believe these are the rules you guys follow....
These are the same rules I ignore, and SHE is a better person for that. |
Firebolteric_ma
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 - 01:06 pm: |
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Rules For Men Explained -- Finally!
For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. "That's just not fair!", you exclaim. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the points system:
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed .................................................. .................................................. .......................+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows........................................... ..................... 0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets............................................ .......................................-1
You leave the toilet seat up................................................ .................................................. ..............-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty............................................. ................................... 0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex........................................... .......................-1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom.......................................... .............................-2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings............................................. .......................+5
in the snow.............................................. .................................................. .......................................+8
but return with beer.............................................. .................................................. ...........................-5
and no liners............................................ .................................................. ......................................-25
You check out a suspicious noise at night............................................. .............................................. 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing........................................... .................................... 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something......................................... .................................+5
You pummel it with a six iron.............................................. .................................................. ...........+10
It's her cat............................................... .................................................. .......................................-40
AT THE PARTY
You stay by her side the entire party............................................. .................................................. ..... 0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College drinking buddy................................-2
Named Tiffany........................................... .................................................. ......................................-4
Tiffany is a dancer............................................ .................................................. ...............................-10
With breast implants.......................................... .................................................. ..............................-18
HER BIRTHDAY
You remember her birthday.......................................... .................................................. ......................0
You buy a card and flowers........................................... .................................................. .....................0
You take her out to dinner............................................ .................................................. ..................... 0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar............................................... ...............................+1
Okay, it is a sports bar............................................... .................................................. .......................-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night............................................. .................................................. ................-3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, & your face is painted the colors of your favorite team........-10
A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Go with a pal............................................... .................................................. ......................................0
The pal is happily married........................................... .................................................. .....................+1
The pal is single............................................ .................................................. ....................................-7
He drives a Ferrari........................................... .................................................. ..............................-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8 NBED)............................................. ....................................-15
A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
You take her to a movie............................................. .................................................. .....................+2
You take her to a movie she likes............................................. .................................................. .......+4
You take her to a movie you hate.............................................. .................................................. ......+6
You take her to a movie you like.............................................. .................................................. .......-2
It's called Death Cop 3................................................. .................................................. ..................-3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans............................................ ................................................-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans........................................... .............................-15
YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable pot belly............................................. .................................................. ...-15
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it................................................ ...........+10
You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts....................-30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."............................................. ..................................-800
THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
You hesitate in responding........................................ .................................................. .....................-10
You reply, "Where?".......................................... .................................................. ............................-35
You reply, "no, I think it's your butt"............................................. .................................................. -100
Any other response.......................................... .................................................. ..............................-20
COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying a concerned expression........................................ ..............................................0
You listen, for over 30 minutes........................................... .................................................. ..............+5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience........................................ ..........................+50
Your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying "Well, what do you think I should do"............................................... .................................................. ................................................-5 0
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV................................................ .......+100
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep............................................ ...............................-200
***********************************************
A Translation Manual
It's your decision = "The correct decision should be obvious by now."
Do what you want = "You'll pay for this later."
We need to talk = "I need to complain."
We need = "I want"
I'm not upset = "Of course I'm upset, you moron!"
You're so manly = "You need a shave and you sweat a lot."
This kitchen is so inconvenient = "I want a new house."
Hang the picture there = "NO, I mean hang it there!"
I heard a noise = "I noticed you were almost asleep."
Do you love me? = "I'm going to ask for something expensive."
How much do you love me? = "I did something today you're really not going to like."
I'll be ready in a minute = "Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV."
What's wrong? Nothing = "Everything." |
Scotty_j
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Scotty_j
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Firebolteric_ma
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 - 02:14 pm: |
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Good day,
I just want to inform you that I have deposited your ATM MASTER CARD of
USD $800,000,00 United state dollars to the FedEx Delivery services here
in West Africa, due to I have waited enough to hear from you so that your
funds will be transferred through CENTRAL BANK OF AFRICA (BOA) here, but
because of the late response I now decide to deposit the ATM MASTER CARD
with the FEDEX DELIVERY SERVICES with your previous information as you
listed it that time.
I have paid to them their delivery charges & insurance coverage fee, the
only fee to be paid again is their security safe keeping fee of $190
dollars only.I would have paid that but they said no because they don't
know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage.
I will be traveling to IRAQ to see my boss and I will not come back till
next four months, therefore I will advise you to contact the FEDEX
SHIPMENT officer with his contact information as listed below for the
avoidance of increase of their security safe keeping fee.
Note that I packaged the ATM MASTER CARD inside a magazine where nobody
will notice the content, I also told the shipment officer Mr.Anthony
Williams, that it is ordinary African magazine I want to deliver to my
friend abroad to avoid further delay unless you delay to send their
security safe keeping fee.
Below is the shipment officer contact information including his email
address with the parcel reference number, note that without you indicating
your parcel number as listed below the FedEx delivery services will not
listen to you they will be imagining if you want to steal another persons
parcel.
Attention: Mr.George Olufemi Shipment Officer Of FedEx delivery services
Nigeria.
E-mail: fedex_customerservice101@8u8.com
Tel: +234 7035267237
Shipment Code: FED/00987-887641
Parcel Number: 9972201-003
Also below is the information they need to deliver the ATM MASTER CARD in
form of African Magazine to your address, this is to avoid wrong delivery
as I already gave them your delivery address but you have to re-confirm it
to them
ok.
Full Name......Residential Address.
Occupation...... Country....Telephone: Fax Number:
Sex.... Age...
IDENTITY CARD IF ANY.
Please make sure the information is complete as they promised that once
they receive their security safe keeping fee within 2 to 3 working days
the magazine will arrived your door step according to the shipment officer.
Once again, the FedEx delivery services do not know the content of the
parcel, I registered it as an African magazine they don't know it contains
ATM MASTER CARD inside, this is to avoid them delaying the delivery and
besides I don't want you to lose your inheritance funds.
Your ATM MASTER CARD withdrawing access pin code number is (1148) take
note, once you receive the card you take it to any cash point around your
area, slot it in and enter the pin code for withdrawal, the amount you are
to withdrew per day is USD$20,000.00. (Twenty thousand United State
dollars) each day.
Also ask them on how you are to make the payment for the security fee to
them so they can effect immediate delivery on your parcel.
Remain blessed and enjoy your funds.
Thanks.
Mr. danny fred,
***** hahaha suckers...I am RICH now!!!! WOOOT!!! |
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