| Author | Message | ||
     Carbonlightning |
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?" "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking. The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back. " "NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street. The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, "Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks" and " a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride. " Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out... "Look Dad" "Your the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley "YOU RIDE IT!" | ||
| Froggy |
Owned!  | ||
| Firebolt020283 |
I just read this to my wife just now and she was really concerned for the little girl. | ||
| Spiderman |
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| U4euh |
I started feel sick in my stomach, didn't see that one coming!! Kinda like the Ole drunk man that gets up from the bar, walks over to the biggest baddest biker he can find. Looks him square in the eye and says I had your grandma last night. The ole bikers buddies look a little concerned cuz this guy will fight at the drop of a hat. But he says nothing and keeps on drinking. The ole man then says, I had her in the bathroom and on the kitchen floor, and she was gooood! The bikers buddies look and start to get a irritated. But still nothing. The ole man slams his fist down on the table and says, I had her a screamin and hollerin when I put......just then the biker jumps up, his buddies jump up, he tells them to "SIT!". He looks the ole man in the face, and says squarely, "Go home Grandpa, your drunk again!" | ||
| Carbonlightning |
Yeah, first time i read it i was a a little worried in the beginning but, it really turns out funny as hell in the end. lol | ||
| Ourdee |
Two Rednecks were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the first Redneck says to the second, 'If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off hunting', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?' The second Redneck crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, 'Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even.! ! !' | ||
| Doerman |
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, 'Is this a union house?' 'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.' 'Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?' 'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she answered Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, 'Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.' The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?' 'T he girls get $80 and the house gets $20.' 'That's more like it!' the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde. 'I'd like her,' he said. 'I'm sure you would, sir,' said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.' |
