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Theiguy
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 02:11 pm: |
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First time poster. A friend sent me this link with the subject "Sad in the pants." He rides an R6, but I am the proud owner of an '08 XB12Ss. Articles worth a laugh considering the author's list has a few classics on it, the BSA and the CB400 in particular. Have a read |
Andymnelson
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 02:23 pm: |
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That IS pretty funny. At least now I claim that my Lightning is an award winning motorcycle! I bet the author's face looks like it's sitting in a scrap yard after an 80 mph head on collision with an Amtrak... |
Buellinachinashop
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 02:31 pm: |
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"The Number 1 Ugliest Motorcycle of All Time: Buell Lightning. How to take a perfectly wonderful Sportster motor and wrap it inside a train wreck. The whole bike looks like it's sitting in a scrap yard after an 80 mph head on collision with an Amtrak. There are no words to describe the profound repulsive hideousness of this... thing!" I can think of one word that describes it...."Unique" |
Jeffroj
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 02:34 pm: |
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I am an industrial designer, I went to one of the top automotive design schools in the world! CCS, Detroit, MI. I am sitting among my co-designers in an industrial design firm. We all agree that whoever made this list should not be rating anything on design. Granted some of the bikes should be on there, but there is no way in hell that the Buell should be! The BSA Rocket 3 and the Cb400F also should not be on that list either. This guy needs to step out of 1970's design and GET WITH THE TIMES!!! |
Miko_k
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 02:38 pm: |
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I hope that the author reads this thread someday. THE ONLY THING OUT THERE THAT IS UGLIER THAN THE WORLD'S UGLIEST MOTORCYCLE IS HIS WIFE!!! I didn't care for the Honda Rune that much, but the rest of the bikes look alright, each and every one of them in a league of it's own, I'd twist the throttle on every one of them. |
Krassh
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 02:41 pm: |
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About the only one I can totally agree with the the KTM. Now I have a KTM950R Super Enduro and some would say it is ugly but that 690 is an abomination in my book. The rest I think that guy just wanted to push some buttons so he took some shots. Best way to get your webpage read I guess? |
Buellinachinashop
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 02:42 pm: |
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This reminds me of a PDF that was floating around the web a while back. Here's the website of that PDF. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=ir ule |
Lost_in_ohio
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 03:15 pm: |
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Old news. And who cares???? |
Xl1200r
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 03:52 pm: |
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The KTM is only bike I would consider "ugly" on that list. Many, including the Buell, the BSA and Rune (not that'd I' buy one, mind you) would be considered beautiful. This guy is on crack. (Message edited by xl1200r on September 08, 2008) |
Moosestang
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 04:43 pm: |
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I bet he is an ugly mother. There's nothing ugly about the buells. |
Hooper
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 04:56 pm: |
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And he left the V-Strom off the list, which also qualifies for the most unwieldy name too. |
Edgydrifter
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 05:02 pm: |
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Oh, yeah--that KTM 690 is fuuuuuuugly. Then again, I can't think of any banana-seated enduro that I'd consider easy on the eyes. Hopefully, the beauty is in the performance. |
Buellinachinashop
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 05:10 pm: |
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The SV, the Rocket and the Rune are all pretty decent looking. You can tell that this is old, the BKing isn't included. What would he have said about the 1125r and Cr? (Message edited by Buellinachinashop on September 08, 2008) |
Gomertnw86
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 05:14 pm: |
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There are a few ugly bikes in there, but the Buell, and SV.. where is the goldwing? |
Jaimec
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 06:00 pm: |
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Where's the Ducati Multistrada?? In fact, with the exception of the Hypermoto, just about ANY of the Terblanche-penned Ducatis?? |
Glitch
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 06:23 pm: |
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Oh, yeah--that KTM 690 is fuuuuuuugly. Unless of course you're using it for what it's meant for, like riding in the Dakar Rally. Then, it's a thing of beauty. One thing about bikes that make them far different than cars. There ain't a lot of room to make 'em pretty if you still want them to function the way we like them to function. Just goes to show, what I think is nice looking someone else will say stinks. Go to any bike night, ugly bikes everywhere. If everyone agreed what a nice bike was, we'd all be riding the same one, we sure as hell wouldn't be modding them in any way. |
Jeffroj
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 06:44 pm: |
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Your absolutely right. But that fender on that KTM is not working aesthetically. Functional yes, aesthetically no. Other than the fender and maybe the exhaust, I think it's a pretty bad a$$ bike. |
Squash
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 06:51 pm: |
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looks like someone's just jealous. |
Edgydrifter
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 07:10 pm: |
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I'm a firm believer in function over form, so I have no doubt that the KTM is beautiful for those who use it as intended. But if we're just talking superficial aesthetics, that thing is brutally unattractive. The Multistrada is no swimsuit model, either. I actually think several of the other bikes on the list are fairly handsome, so clearly the guy who assembled the list is an idiot. |
Thirty2vsvt
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 07:14 pm: |
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So I own #1 and #10... I guess I like ugly bikes.
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Teddagreek
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 07:54 pm: |
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I see this almost every day in the parking garage at work.. We Jokingly call it the Grass Hopper.. Now it sorta Reminds me of Alec Baldwin in BeetleJuice..
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Ironhead1977
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 08:21 pm: |
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To me the model and colors of the XB he chose to show a picture of is one of the most beautiful machines ever made. It makes me feel good just looking at it. |
Glitch
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 08:42 pm: |
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Now it sorta Reminds me of Alec Baldwin in BeetleJuice.. Silent Hill
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Jake_blues
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 09:09 pm: |
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I think its all about your personal tastes...each one of them is unique, personally the only one on there that wasnt my cup of tea was the ktm, but thats just me, just like that guy obviously didnt like a lightning, which i think is a awesome bike, cuz its so unique... |
Redbuelljunkie
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 09:34 pm: |
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The Top Ten Ugliest Bikes of All Time should include the KTM, the Rune (I call it the Ruined), the B-King, and the 1125R/1125CR. Those five are ugly enough to equal ten bikes. As far as the Lightning... the guy obviously has no clue. |
2stangbk
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 09:47 pm: |
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Opinions are everywhere... I like my XB and I also where a helmet & jacket when I ride my Nighttrain. Different strokes for different folks! |
Brumbear
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 10:43 pm: |
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I have owned 3 in the top 6 and I still got 2 of them |
Zane
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 10:54 pm: |
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Hal Licino is a butt munch! What is ugly are all those ricer bikes with 200 pounds of fairing! |
4cammer
| Posted on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 11:18 pm: |
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Honda CB400F. Nondescript tank, leg perforating rivets on the seat, and I'm sure a good welder can straighten those exhaust pipes right out. Ya think he has a clue the 400 is collected because of those features? |
Firebolt020283
| Posted on Tuesday, September 09, 2008 - 12:04 am: |
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to me the only ugly bikes on there was the ktm and the honda magna |