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Stevedplumber
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 09:09 am: |
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I seen a cool bumper sticker today it read "I'm not speeding. I just have to poop." That definitely put a grin on my face. |
Darthane
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 09:28 am: |
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...awesome. |
Kyrocket
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 09:39 am: |
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I just find it funny that it was seen and posted by a plumber. (cue Morrisette's Ironic) |
Brumbear
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 10:12 am: |
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my favorite if there is a will I wanna be in it |
Cowboy
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 11:28 am: |
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Radiator repair shop==== A good place to take a leak. |
Djkaplan
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 01:02 pm: |
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The best bumper sticker I ever saw was painted on. Stenciled on the front bumper of an ancient Land Rover were the words 'NO BRAKES' painted on backwards. |
Cityxslicker
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 01:15 pm: |
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I could put stickers on my bike, like the BMW ADV riders do , to show all the places I have been, but the mud would just cover them up. |
Not_purple_s2
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 02:06 pm: |
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The mud shows where you've been. |
Hammeroid
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 02:55 pm: |
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A friend of mine had a beat-up, rusted out old green gremlin with a sticker that read "don't laugh I just dropped off your daughter" |
Slaughter
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 03:13 pm: |
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or for Imodium AD:
quote:DIARRHEA, the last mile is the longest!
(seen on a billboard in one of the busiest interchanges in LA) |
Spiderman
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 03:18 pm: |
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"If you love your bike, let it go. If it comes back, you've high sided." |
Reepicheep
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 03:35 pm: |
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A few bumper stickers I have had up in various places at various times... "Jesus is coming... Look busy!" "Carpe Deum! (Seize God)" "Jesus Loves You... But he likes me best!" One I would love, but have not been able to find... "I'm a fool for Jesus. Who's fool are you?" |
Slaughter
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 03:39 pm: |
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quote:Lottery: a tax on people with poor math skills
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Schwiiing
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 03:54 pm: |
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"Don't pray in my school, and I won't think in your church." "I like your Christ. It's your Christians I do not like. They are very unlike your Christ." -- Gandhi |
Slaughter
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 03:57 pm: |
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That Ghandi quote is a classic. That quote is so misunderstood by so many people who CALL themselves Christians. |
Court
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 03:59 pm: |
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When I lived in Marina del Rey . . .gals tag next door. Ex-Wife on one car . . Was His on the other. |
Skinstains
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 04:13 pm: |
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When I was a young boy I had one that read... "hell yes I'm drunk ! I'm no stuntdriver ! |
Schwiiing
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 04:25 pm: |
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Spotted (license plates) on an RV pulling a car behind... RV - FTLOOSE Car - FNCYFRE Definitely someone having a good time. |
Azxb9r
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 05:17 pm: |
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"I started with nothing, and I still have most of it left" |
Damnut
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 05:19 pm: |
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He who laughs last.......... Thinks slowest |
Ulynut
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 05:22 pm: |
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"I break for hallucinations" |
No_rice
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 05:43 pm: |
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the sticker on the back of my blazer says "don't laugh, it has less miles than your girlfriend" |
Garyz28
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 06:05 pm: |
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Jesus loves you, but I think you're an ! |
Crusty
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 06:25 pm: |
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I may be fat, but you're ugly; and I can diet. |
Cityxslicker
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 06:55 pm: |
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my other bike is filthy too |
Birdy
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 07:01 pm: |
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Seen in Ohio. Prevent inbreeding, Ban Country music |
Hughlysses
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 07:21 pm: |
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I saw a weird one yesterday that cracked me up: Must not go to sleep or the evil clowns will get me... Must not go to sleep or the evil clowns will get me... Must not go to sleep or the evil clowns will get me... Must not go to sleep or the evil clowns will get me... |
Brettx1
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 07:31 pm: |
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My buddy told me that when he was a young punk, he drove around with one that said "Jesus loves me, but I make him wear a condom". How wrong is that! |
Cityxslicker
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 07:39 pm: |
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Support Whirled Peas |
Just_ziptab
| Posted on Friday, August 08, 2008 - 07:40 pm: |
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I've always said I never speed.........I just like to go fast once in a while. |