| Author | Message | ||
     Wolfridgerider |
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| Nevrenuf |
mark, i'm really starting to worry about you!!! | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
Sometimes ya see something and say WTF to yourself... and then ya laugh until tears roll down your face... | ||
| Nevrenuf |
we know what kind of warped since of humor you have and some of us are afraid to admit it? | ||
| Etennuly |
Mark, next time I see you I want to inspect your helmet for fresh dents!  | ||
| Buellinachinashop |
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| Not_purple_s2 |
"They say you can't joke about something because it's not funny. Comedians run into that shit all the time. Like rape. They'll say, "you can't joke about rape. Rape's not funny." I say, "f*** you, I think it's hilarious. How do you like that?" I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. See, hey why do you think they call him "Porky," eh? I know what you're going to say. "Elmer was asking for it. Elmer was coming on to Porky. Porky couldn't help himself, he got a hard- on, he got horney, he lost control, he went out of his mind." - George Carlin | ||
| Djkaplan |
"There is no candy." Oh... I beg to differ my friend. | ||
| Ted |
she's definitely a upgrade to the Trunk Monkey ! | ||
| New12r |
That looks like Candy in there to me! | ||
| Glitch |
Candy? More like bait...jail bait | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
TED NUGENT sings the songs that makes the whole world sing..... I´ve got no inhibitions, so keep your keys out of you ignition. I steal a car like I got the curse, I can´t resist the old lady’s purse. Jailbait you look so good to me, jailbait won´t you set me free, jailbait you look fine, fine, fine and I know I´ve got to have you in a matter of time. Well I don´t care if you´re just thirteen, you look to good to be true. I just know that you´re probably clean, there´s one little think I got do to you. Jailbait you look so good to me, jailbait won´t you set me free, jailbait you look fine, fine, fine and I know I´ve got to have you in a matter of time. Sad but true. So tell your mama that I´m back in town, she likes us boys when it´s time to get down. She´s got this craving for the underage; I just might be your mamas’ brand new rage. Jailbait you look so good to me, jailbait won´t you set me free, jailbait you look fine, fine, fine and I know I´ve got to have you in a matter of time, now babe. Honey, you, you, you look so nice. She´s young, she´s tender won´t you please surrender. She so fine, she´s mine, all the time, I woke my mind. It´s all right baby it´s quite all right I asked your mama. Wait a minute officer; wait a minute office don´t put those handcuffs on me, what about her? And I´ll share her with you. | ||
| Buellinachinashop |
"Candy? More like bait...jail bait" Cmon man, that's Gwenyth Paltrow. | ||
| U4euh |
I know that girl, and er nam IS Candy, but it is spelled with an K as in Kandi!!! Don't give her cheesecake after 9 pm. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Candy in the the trunk, there is nothing better, but I like Candy when its wrapped in a sweater. | ||
| Buellinachinashop |
Candy in my car to listen to a song, when I got in her pants I found a diaper and no thong. The look in my face, the lump in my jeans, this little shit told me she was past her late teens. A tap on my window, a beam in my eye, the judge just told me I'm for at least 5. | ||
| Jimduncan69 |
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| Tramp |
Jim, I'll thank you NOT to post intimate photos of me. | ||
| Tramp |
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| Jimduncan69 |
sorry tramp.... i just couldn't help it. you looked so darned sexy in that pic. | ||
| Doon |
jim: the goggles they do nothing.... Where is the bleach. Think I need to put some in my eyes  | ||
| Johnnylunchbox |
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| Johnnylunchbox |
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| Danger_dave |
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