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Author Message   Wolfridgerider Posted on Monday, March 24, 2008 - 08:11 am:        A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own f***n' blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted. The End   Mikef5000 Posted on Monday, March 24, 2008 - 08:14 am:          Etennuly Posted on Monday, March 24, 2008 - 09:31 am:        Perfect!   Greenlantern Posted on Monday, March 24, 2008 - 03:16 pm:

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