| Author | Message | ||
     Corporatemonkey |
This is just too funny. I have copied the text here, just incase it get pulled. http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/mcy/613619302.ht ml I bought this bike with the intention of pulling mad tail. I used to drive a Ford Exploder and figured that the punani would flock in like mad if I bought a R6. Unfortuneatly I missed the memo where motorcycles stopped being cool after those dripsacks at Touchstone released Wild Hogs. Motorcycles become bad ass with scenes of Tom Cruise riding his Kawasaki into the sunset. Motorcycles became the lamented stereotype of John Travolta skinny dipping with other men. Scientologists. I don't need it, it was a retarded impulse buy with the dumbest bank on the planet, I have no urge to ride it. I wanted to turn it into a track bike, but I don't need another retarded expensive hobby. Cosmetically it’s practically perfect besides for a scrape on the right lower fairing and mid-pipe on the exhaust (you can barely tell, as you can see in the picture). The douchecanoe I bought it from thought it would be a good idea to armor-all the tires to make it look pretty… Well his idea worked because I bought this bike based solely on the fact it had shiny tires. Long story short, I laid it down doing 5mph in the parking lot the night I bought trying to jump off of a train like those guys in Torque. It slid for like a foot and half and if you insist on making a big deal about it I will put a new frame slider on it for you. The reason you should buy this POS: * Limited Edition color I guess. * 13k Miles. (3k Mine 10k moron that sold me the bike with armorall on the tires) * DynoJet Power Commander (+200 fwhp) * Leather interior * Micron Highmount * Frame Sliderzzzzz (You are gonna get good use of) * Small Turn Signals * Heated/Cool cup holders swapped from a Mini Cooper * Extra sprocket. * Black painted windscreen. Don’t even pretend like you are good enough to tuck. * Stock Exhaust and Turn Signals in hand. * Side impact air bags. * 2 Rear wheels, one with Flat tire came with it? wtfMATE? * Red Neon under fearing kit, Solid or sound powered (Siqq) * Free Wendy's Baconator Coupon underneath the rear seat * Pay my asking price and get some Gloves and All Weather Nelson-Rigg Cover too. * Don’t pay asking price and get one glove. * Title in Hand $5500 OBO Will not sell to DFR, or people named Khalid. Or BMW owners. Will not trade for DSMs or Evos. However, I am willing to run your car in the quarter faster than you can drive it, free of charge. HIGHLY not interested in your POS drift car, Nick Hogan wannabe. Keywords: Yamaha, , Suzuki Kawasaki, Honda, Ducati, R1, GSXR, Paul Walker, ZX, 600, Herpes, laid down bike, Yager bombs | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
That is beautiful! Someone is a copywriter at a PR firm. "Douche Canoe"!  | ||
| Badlionsfan |
if i was up there and in the market for said bike, i'd buy just because the guy is so damn funny. | ||
| Badlionsfan |
my favorite line..... Unfortuneatly I missed the memo where motorcycles stopped being cool after those dripsacks at Touchstone released Wild Hogs. dripsacks....just awesome. | ||
| Americanmadexb |
thats funny! doubt anyone would buy from the dude, but it was funny | ||
| Corporatemonkey |
Some one should make a low ball offer, then we can score that "One glove" This ad it getting national attention, so I suspect this bike is going to go quick. | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
It was between Wolf Ridge Rider & Douche Canoe...... I wish I would have went with the Douche... DAMN! maybe next time! DONT BE SUCH A DC!!  | ||
| Froggy |
He sold me with the coupon for a Baconator  | ||
| Slamber777 |
Insanely funny! Wonder what the response would be if you low balled the price on him?  | ||
| Ferris_von_bueller |
They pulled the ad !! | ||
| Corporatemonkey |
Well that didn't take long. I didn't get a copy of the photos before it was pulled, but the bike was actually looking good. | ||
| Socoken |
Key words: Herpes, Jager Bombs  | ||
| Corporatemonkey |
I have a photo that was cached  | ||
| Corporatemonkey |
Another   | ||
| Corporatemonkey |
Here is the owners blog http://mattpoppoff.blogspot.com/ Isn't it amazing what you can find out about someone in a short amount of time. | ||
| Danger_dave |
>>Someone is a copywriter. << >>Red Neon under fearing kit, << fearing! | ||
| Glitch |
I took my fearing off, it was always getting in the way... | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
I never said he was a good copywriter. He simply writes the copy. He doesn't proof read it. | ||
| Danger_dave |
loloo. Why would he get a poof to read it? | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Only in the land of vanilla soy mochiatto half caff frapahoochies. Funny thing is I just watched Wild Hogs. I mean it is still in the damn machine. | ||
| Badlionsfan |
Funny thing is I just watched Wild Hogs. i've never seen it. do they ever hit the muuudddd on them hogs? | ||
| Cityxslicker |
yes, but they tumble and fall down and crash the bike, silly n00bs and rubs dont they know that you cant ride a Harley off road ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n95m7ZnR0s4 | ||
| X1glider |
Funny, but still has nothing on ManhattanMike's literary prowess.  | ||
| Ferrisbuellersdayoff |
* Leather interior * Heated/Cool cup holders swapped from a Mini Cooper * Black painted windscreen. Don’t even pretend like you are good enough to tuck. * Side impact air bags. * Free Wendy's Baconator Coupon underneath the rear seat |
