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Wolfridgerider
| Posted on Thursday, February 07, 2008 - 08:10 pm: |
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A young man goes into the Job Center in Charleston, SC and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant Interested, he goes to learn more. 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk. The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies - 'Oh yes here it is : The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Savannah, GA. That'sabout 120 miles from here. 'Oh why, is that where the job's at ?''No sir - that's where the end of the line is...!!'
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Dtx
| Posted on Thursday, February 07, 2008 - 08:23 pm: |
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The joke does not make sense. There is no such position! |
Icon12r
| Posted on Thursday, February 07, 2008 - 08:34 pm: |
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...man can dream. |
Wolfridgerider
| Posted on Thursday, February 07, 2008 - 08:36 pm: |
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The joke does not make sense. There is no such position! |
Not_purple_s2
| Posted on Thursday, February 07, 2008 - 08:51 pm: |
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Funny... but I think gynecology would be low on my lists of dream jobs. If you really think about it I think you'll agree. All these woman have to get check-ups too... (Message edited by not_purple_s2 on February 07, 2008) |
Icon12r
| Posted on Thursday, February 07, 2008 - 08:54 pm: |
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So much for that nice mental image... |
Guell
| Posted on Thursday, February 07, 2008 - 09:08 pm: |
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i call dibs on the one in green |
Rah7777777
| Posted on Thursday, February 07, 2008 - 09:19 pm: |
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Most of us had good thoughts in our heads!! you ruined that!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wolfridgerider
| Posted on Thursday, February 07, 2008 - 10:46 pm: |
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You EVIL EVIL BASTARD!! i wanted the one in green |
G234146
| Posted on Thursday, February 07, 2008 - 11:25 pm: |
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more bounce per ounce!
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Dynasport
| Posted on Thursday, February 07, 2008 - 11:50 pm: |
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Now I know why this is called Bad Web. |
Not_purple_s2
| Posted on Thursday, February 07, 2008 - 11:58 pm: |
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Hexangler
| Posted on Friday, February 08, 2008 - 12:33 am: |
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More cushion for the pushin' i'll take the brunette..... |
Wolf102
| Posted on Friday, February 08, 2008 - 01:29 am: |
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thats just wrong |
Thespive
| Posted on Friday, February 08, 2008 - 02:05 am: |
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Fat chicks are like scooters, fun to ride until your friends see you on one... I just threw up in my mouth a little... --Sean |
Corporatemonkey
| Posted on Friday, February 08, 2008 - 03:23 am: |
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WHY DID HAVE TO POST THAT... Next we are going to have FB in here posting photos to compete. I guarantee his will be much worse... |
Nevrenuf
| Posted on Friday, February 08, 2008 - 06:02 am: |
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i think i'll just become a monk. up in the himalayas somewhere. |
Spdkls
| Posted on Friday, February 08, 2008 - 08:56 am: |
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Wolfridgerider
| Posted on Friday, February 08, 2008 - 09:11 am: |
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Something like this is what I had in mind.... Now that is ruined.... |
Kyrocket
| Posted on Friday, February 08, 2008 - 10:43 am: |
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Fat chicks need love too! And I'm partial to red heads. |
Xl1200r
| Posted on Friday, February 08, 2008 - 01:05 pm: |
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All these woman have to get check-ups too... I'd hit it. The advantage is you don't even have to worry about finding the right hole - just pick a fold and go to town. You won't know the difference. |
Oldog
| Posted on Friday, February 08, 2008 - 01:13 pm: |
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just pick a fold and go to town. You won't know the difference. thats what flower is for ...... } |
Nevrenuf
| Posted on Friday, February 08, 2008 - 01:17 pm: |
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i'm sure there's a wet spot under every fold. |
Cityxslicker
| Posted on Friday, February 08, 2008 - 01:35 pm: |
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MMMMMMM Orange, the girl is hot too. I bet it would be like working at a strip club as a bouncer/bartender/dj. Its not all that you think it is cracked up to be. |
Wolfridgerider
| Posted on Friday, February 08, 2008 - 01:35 pm: |
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i'm sure there's a wet spot under every fold. oR SOmE cHeESe FOr YOUr PIzzA..... |
Nevrenuf
| Posted on Friday, February 08, 2008 - 02:04 pm: |
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what's a big woman with a yeast infection, that's a quarter pounder with cheese there wolf. |
Wolfridgerider
| Posted on Friday, February 08, 2008 - 02:13 pm: |
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I was told that you call a anorexic chick with a yeast infection a quarter pounder with cheese.... |
Not_purple_s2
| Posted on Friday, February 08, 2008 - 05:04 pm: |
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Quarter Tonner with Cheese? |
Newbuellertoo
| Posted on Friday, February 08, 2008 - 08:44 pm: |
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What would Harley call them, "Baggers", "Fat Bob's", or "Ultra's"? |
Mr_grumpy
| Posted on Friday, February 08, 2008 - 10:08 pm: |
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Nah they're all what we call 2 bagger's. A 1 bagger You put a paper bag on her head so you don't have to look at her. A 2 bagger You put another on your own head in case hers falls off!!! Slap her arse & ride on the ripples. But if you really must..... Tie one end of 20 yards of rope to one of your feet & the other to a fixed point, so you can pull yourself out, or in worst case we know where to pull to recover the body! (Message edited by Mr_grumpy on February 08, 2008) |