| Author | Message | ||
     Jaimec |
When I pull into my garage after cruising along at a steady 70-75 mph for fifteen miles, shut off the bike, and the fan DOESN'T come on. Now THAT'S cold! | ||
| Toona |
I woke up to my outdoor thermometer tapping on the window and wanting in.... | ||
| Slaughter |
When it's about this |-------| cold  | ||
| Thumper74 |
When it's actually recessed like a second, lower belly button... It's cold. The Polar Bear ride was pretty damn cold and my fan kicked on... | ||
| Brinnutz |
Shrinkage...nuf said. | ||
| Igneroid |
You know its cold when you see a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets. You know its cold when the exhibitionists keep their trenchcoats closed and just hang around describing themselves.... | ||
| Crusty |
I saw a brass monkey running down the street holding his crotch. | ||
| Steve_mackay |
No, THIS is cold...  Yes boys and girls, that's a nearly 100 degree difference between inside and outside. | ||
| Slaughter |
Freezing the teats off of a well-digger's brass monkey, I tell you! | ||
| Bcordb3 |
You know its cold when you see a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets. If the star system was still in effect I would vote this a five star statement. Having a law suit in the works this is the best. I am even going forward it to my attorney! | ||
| Slaughter |
oh... don't tempt me with lawyer jokes! I don't wanna take this thread off-topic... I really don't ... ...resisting temptation... | ||
| Slaughter |
...OK, I lost... So there's this construction worker and lawyer standing on a street corner waiting to cross when the light changes and they see a gorgeous woman approaching from the other direction. Construction worker punches the lawyer in the side, asks: "how'd you like to screw HER?" Lawyer replies: "screw her out of WHAT?" (Dang, I tried, I really tried but I'm weak) | ||
| Paw |
You know its cold when your snot boogers freeze in your nose with in 5 seconds of walking outside. | ||
| Irideabuell |
No fan after riding to work here in Orlando yesterday. The forecast low was 28. I find as long as it's about 35 and below, the fan doesn't run after my 23 mile trip to work. | ||
| Jaimec |
Compared to yesterday morning's 12F, this morning was a balmy 21F, so I rode to work today. Should be getting steadily warmer throughout the day and the weekend. That's good, because tomorrow, after taking my BMW to the same dealership for over 20 years, I have to take it to an unfamiliar dealership in Manhattan because now they are the only game in town... | ||
| Teeps |
Brrrr: Right Now for Torrance, CA (90503) Cloudy 55°F Feels Like 55°F UV Index: 0 Low Wind: From ESE at 10 mph Humidity: 82% Pressure: 30.14 in. Dew Point: 50°F Visibility: 10.0 miles | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
CA I'd rather freeze my balls off in Fargo. | ||
| Teeps |
Yea, CA is not the place I was born into 56 years ago; but then, where is? I stay here because of: the Weather (55F. today), the 4 minute commute to work, and the 200% equity in my house. Did I mention the 4 minute commute to work (in a company vehicle)? | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
I'm from Kansas, so anywhere is an improvement. | ||
| Jaimec |
Well, at least you have okra to keep you warm... | ||
| Thumper74 |
I have heard that okra is primarily a warm weather crop which originated from Ethiopia. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Screw E85, I am waiting for the alternative fuel based on OKRA , I will use that to heat my house |
