| Author | Message | ||
     Wolfridgerider |
You Might Be a Member of the Taliban or Al Qaeda if... 10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 8. You have more wives than teeth. 7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. 5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe. 4. You've been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look fat?" 3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 2. You've uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave." 1. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon unclean. | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
You think 72 virgins is a good thing. | ||
| Marksm |
In line with this thread, Achmed the Dead Terrorist must make an appearance. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y-waHLz-TU (Message edited by marksm on December 20, 2007) | ||
| Pwnzor |
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| Mr_grumpy |
And of course the banned VW commercial. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znoCcy7-M4M | ||
| Pwnzor |
Free Download Right click to save it, or just left click to open it in a media player. edit: it's windows media, so act accordingly (Message edited by pwnzor on December 20, 2007) | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
"Son of a Bitch! What happened to my feet?" That was frickin hilarious! | ||
| Marksm |
I caouldn't get the frikken embedded link to work. Thanks Pwnzor. | ||
| Pwnzor |
here ya go Grump ur welcome Marksm | ||
| M2nc |
You have an older friend telling you how to get to paradise, but won't show you. |
