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New12r
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 03:38 pm: |
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if you are shorter than 6'5" dont try to hang off a Uly and drag knee, your other foot will no longer reach the footpeg and you could fall off!! |
Ft_bstrd
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 03:38 pm: |
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When a toilet plunger is punted, it's flight characteristics are strangely similar to that of a javelin. You don't really comprehend this fact until you find it at the end of its flight path stuck up to the rubber in the garage door. |
Wolfridgerider
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 03:42 pm: |
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Women of the night don't really want to "Love you long time" |
Wolfridgerider
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 03:52 pm: |
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Riding a wheelie in front of Riders Edge/BRC students is not such a good idea.... |
Freezerburn
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 03:53 pm: |
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Don't try to beat a closing automatic garage door that doesn't have an infrared trip...especially on the bike. DAMHIK |
Etennuly
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 03:56 pm: |
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Don't ever let anybody throw one of those lawn jarts straight up into the air near a drive way that has your newly painted car in it. |
Freezerburn
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 03:57 pm: |
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And don't play rub the kitty's tummy with a cat you don't know. |
Buellfighter
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 04:15 pm: |
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Don't try and be a show off to the in-laws and eat TWO bowls of grandma's secret recipe menudo. Don't ask... |
Djkaplan
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 04:19 pm: |
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When you order stuff that's not on the menu at a Vietnamese restaurant, ask them specifically what part of the cow you're going to get in the dish. D A M H I K |
Reepicheep
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 04:21 pm: |
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Your right knee, if sufficiently pinned down, can support a 2000 M2 for 6 minutes on an open grate trailer at a rental condo in Bethany Beach DE, before you decide it is probably worth buying a new brake lever rather then buying a new knee. If it is 6am, a sum total of 0 joggers that might be able to assist you will pass buy during that 6 minute interval. The brake lever of a 2000 M2 is sufficiently strong to bend a steel open grate trailer up 3/8ths of an inch without breaking, which is exactly enough to un-wedge said lever from said trailer. Don't ask me how I know. (Message edited by reepicheep on November 27, 2007) |
Reepicheep
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 04:29 pm: |
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When doing Oxygen Acetylene welding, it is critically important to remember which end of the welding rod you last used before putting said welding rod in your mouth for a moment to free both hands for a quick adjustment. Lips wounds heal really quick, but look pretty bad in the meantime. Cooked lips taste awful. Don't ask me how I know. |
Jaimec
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 04:30 pm: |
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Never pull a wheelie in front of Dunkin Donuts. D A M H I K. |
Ft_bstrd
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 04:44 pm: |
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Buellfighter, I don't think I would tell anyone you've been "eating Menudos". |
Freezerburn
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 05:20 pm: |
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Is that where Ricky Martin went? |
Rick_a
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 05:31 pm: |
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Roadracing boots can really save your feet and ankles on the street if your bike happens to land on your leg...don't ask me how I know! |
Pammy
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 06:05 pm: |
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Menudo (band), a Puerto-Rican boy band Menudo (soup), a traditional Mexican soup The soup menudo is a traditional Ecuadorian & Mexican dish; a frequently spicy soup made with tripe. It is often thought of as a cure for a hangover, and is traditionally served on special occasions or with family. In pre-revolutionary Mexico, poverty among the campesinos was chronic, and little if anything that might be prepared as food was left to waste. Usually, the best cuts of meat would go to the hacienda owners while the offal went to the peons. These leftovers consisted of organ meats, brains, head, tails, hooves, etc. As cattle and sheep are ruminants that require lengthy intestinal tracts to digest their diet of grasses and raw seeds, the stomach is one of the largest pieces of offal available from these animals. There are a number of variations on menudo, including blanco (white or clear), verde (green), or rojo (red). Typical condiments added to menudo are dried oregano, epazote, ground chile flakes, lime juice, fresh cilantro and chopped onion. Due to the length of time needed to cook tripe to be tender enough to be edible, menudo is generally cooked in large batches and sold as a special menu item in Mexican restaurants, although it is occasionally prepared at home. In some areas menudo is sold as a weekend-only specialty in regular restaurants (typically announced by signs reading Rico Menudo fines de semana). In other areas, menudo is made daily, but mostly sold in restaurants and market stalls (fondas) that specialize in the dish. There are a number of regional variations on menudo. In northern Mexico, typically hominy (creation of hominy is one step in the production of tortilla dough) is added, and in northwest states such as Sinaloa and Sonora usually only the blanco, or white, variation is seen. Adding patas (beef or pigs feet) to the stew is popular but not universal. In some areas of central Mexico, "menudo" refers to stew of sheep stomach, "pancitas" stew of beef stomach. The red variation is usually seen in Chihuahua, the northern state adjoining Texas. A similar stew made with more easily cooked meat is pozole. The popularity of menudo in Mexico is such that Mexico is a major export market for stomach tripe from US and Canadian beef producers. Large frozen blocks of imported menudo meat can frequently be seen in Mexican meat markets. The word "menudo" in Mexico can mean the raw stomach meat as well as the stew. The word tripas (tripe) normally refers to the small intestines rather than the stomach. Tripas are also eaten, but normally in tacos rather than stews. In southeast Mexico, menudo is more commonly known as mondongo (the South American version of menudo), and it does not include the traditional grains of corn. In the last season of the 1970s television series Sanford and Son, Fred Sanford made a reference to menudo in almost every episode. It was thought to be his favorite dish. Menudo also refers to an entirely different dish made in the Philippines. This dish, in contrast, is made of garlic, onions, diced pork chops, pork liver, diced potato, diced carrots, green bell peppers, soy sauce and tomato sauce, and seasoned with salt and pepper while it is cooked. Filipino menudo will usually contain tripe though common variants will include chickpeas, red peppers and raisins. Menudo also means "small change". It is unknown if the soup came to be known as "small change" since it was left over, or if the "small change" left on the table for the server was like the soup. Menudo is eaten for breakfast and is known as the "Breakfast of Champions" in New Mexico and Texas. From wikipedia....oh, and EEEEWWW! |
Jaimec
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 06:19 pm: |
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Don't mention "Menudo" where Pammy can see it. D A M H I K... |
Hexangler
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 06:24 pm: |
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Don't ever mention OKRA around a BUELLER. D A M H I K |
Pwnzor
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 06:25 pm: |
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Menudo is good. |
Jaimec
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 06:56 pm: |
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I can't believe it took 48 posts before someone could introduce OKRA into this thread... |
Barker
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 07:03 pm: |
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Spraying GM top engine cleaner down the throttle body of an XB is not good. It causes it to fire so violently it knocks itself over. D A M H I K My BAS works on my bike. D A M H I K |
Terribletim
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 07:06 pm: |
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Never load your racecar onto your open floor trailer while drunk. . . . . .Don't ask me how I know! Once your racecar has fallen down between the runners of your open floor trailer, proceed with unloading while drunk. It'll never work sober! . . .Don't ask me how I know! |
Hughlysses
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 07:26 pm: |
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(another okra one) When your 6 year old son, who is very dubious about this "okra" stuff, after eating a couple of bites, asks you "where does okra come from?", it's not a good idea to tell him they're little critters they catch in traps, because he might puke. My Dad would have said "Don't ask me how I know." |
Daves
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 07:29 pm: |
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Never let a bunch of Texans talk you into trying okra! It will become the official food of your favorite website. |
Kandie
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 07:57 pm: |
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When running from the hot tub into the house for a towel, make sure the sliding glass door is really open. |
Hughlysses
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 08:04 pm: |
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BTW, Alton Brown is doing okra on "Good Eats" on Food TV right now! |
Ravensmith22
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 08:31 pm: |
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Never accidentally shoot an arrow at a friend's hat while he's wearing it. Don't ask... He lived, but the hat died a horrible death. Sometimes I wonder how I survived childhood. So does everyone else. |
Bill0351
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 08:32 pm: |
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Don't try to fill a lubricated condom full of urine. But if you do...... Don't leave the wrapper in your pants pocket! ESPECIALLY OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND DOES YOUR WASH! Don't ask me how I know. |
Freezerburn
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 08:47 pm: |
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Don't try to ride your bike up a wet ramp into your truck bed after a grueling 3 hour hare scramble cuz you think it will be easier and save you time and will make you look cool. Don't ask me how I know. |
Hdbobwithabuell
| Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 09:04 pm: |
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Don't swat at a hornet that's flying around your head whilst holding a 1/4" wood chisel. The resulting abdominal wound would be horrific! Don't ask me how I know. |
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