| Author | Message | ||
     Vegasbueller  |
Alright... this is my own true story. Thought I would give you guys a laugh at my expense: So I was heading home from work about 430 this morning, scooting along the 95 South, doing about 80. I started to feel this little tickle just under my right eye, and it sure felt like little spider legs crawling on me. The first thing I thought of was a buddy that got bid by a Brown Recluse that was hiding in his helmet. I looked down and I can see this creature like thing just within my vision.  With the pucker factor now times ten and me yelling like a girl, I threw my shield up hoping it would send the little SOB flying out of my helmet. Ohh hell no, this thing came right up over my right eye and kinda stopped, dancing right over my eye. Now, screaming like a fag in heat, I shoot for the shoulder and stop really quick where I can get the little trespasser offa my face. It was then when I discovered that I had made a total ••• out of myself over a nice big piece of black thread that had worked it's way loose from my head/neck warmer and decided to flap in the breeze and stick to my eye. I fixed that real quick and took off... thinking ..ohh hel7 never mind what I was thinking.  | ||
| Mutt2jeff  |
lol, turn a little red after that one? | ||
| Vegasbueller |
Awww man... are you kidding.. red wasn't the word for it! I would have put rudolph to shame! | ||
| Newfie_buell  |
Good One Nick!!!! Almost like the time I went to the bathroom one night half asleep to take a leak, when the cat ran across my foot. I jumped out of my skin pissed everywhere. Oh well!!!!! | ||
| Along4theride  |
LOL- Nothing like a bug in your helmet or what you think is a bug in your helmet to get your blood pumping and make you scream like a girl.  | ||
| CJXB  |
Scream like a girl, hahahahaha CJ  | ||
| Gonen60  |
A little thread never killed anyone. well in this case. almost...LOL | ||
| Ebear  |
WELL NOW....This IS an interesting THREAD!! (just stringing you along)not a thread of interest,But I DID get bit by a piece of FOAM once....  | ||
| Bcordb3  |
Great story. | ||
| Dsergison  |
I put on my Sidi boots one day and rode my XR around the yard for a while. I was absentmindedly squishing this foam earplug I had accidentially dropped in the boot, rolling it around with my toes. when I took off my boots it my sock was wet? when I dumped my boot out came this huge fricken squashed wolf spider | ||
| Newfie_buell |
Scream like a girl, Done that a couple times!!!!! | ||
| Blake |
Great stuff. | ||
| Dino  |
There are very few things in life as uncomfortable as having some unidentified creature crawling on you inside your helmet in traffic, whether it turns out to be a actual creature or not! Been there. | ||
| Vegasbueller |
Thanks for sharing the laughs ..and the stories! I am glad to know that I am not the only one that has screamed like a girl, or had their own cat scare the pizz out of them! Nick |
