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Redtail
Posted on Wednesday, June 05, 2013 - 05:08 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
My Uly draws dirty looks and silly questions every time I take her out when she is clean or dirty. She always needs attention, upkeep and only drinks high dollar top shelf.making me spend crazy money on her to see how it looks or feels on her. She will do something in a crowd and make you wonder why I should take her home. She can't stand to sit still for any length of time at all. She forgets and leaves things sometimes and dribbles some. She has a very hot temper and I try to keep her as cool as I can. The wife hates her and calls her "THAT THING". My friends make fun of her till she passes them and shows her a$$. You have to be gentle with her front end or she will lift it up and show the world. This crazy girl gets me in trouble and dares me to do things I shouldn't do all the time. You never want to go for a quickie that will just send her off the deep end. I got to be nuts to want to keep her but... I think I will.

(Message edited by Redtail on June 05, 2013)

(Message edited by Redtail on June 05, 2013)
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Buellerxt
Posted on Wednesday, June 05, 2013 - 05:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
Okay, Redtail, you GOT my interest! Yeah, I'll admit it. I'd love to meet your wild and crazy gal! : )

Enjoy, and treat her kindly. : )
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Yamafreak
Posted on Tuesday, June 11, 2013 - 03:55 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
I would beat her!
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Mnrider
Posted on Tuesday, June 11, 2013 - 04:13 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
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Sagehawk
Posted on Tuesday, June 11, 2013 - 06:13 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)
In older times, the stocks in town squares were for girlies like that!
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