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Mad_doctor
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 01, 2010 - 08:11 pm: | 
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2. You remember when your dreams were wet, and your farts were dry |
Tk052
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 01, 2010 - 11:26 pm: |
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You tell all your friends that you pulled an all nighter which now means that you didn't have to get up to take a pee! |
Tk052
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 01, 2010 - 11:27 pm: |
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Oops, #1 |
Harleywern
| | Posted on Thursday, September 02, 2010 - 07:22 am: |
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Did anyone mentioned pulling nose hair? |
Johnboy777
| | Posted on Thursday, September 02, 2010 - 09:40 am: |
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""You tell all your friends that you pulled an all nighter which now means that you didn't have to get up to take a pee!""
very funny!
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Fltwistygirl
| | Posted on Thursday, September 02, 2010 - 09:56 am: |
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43 here but most days feel like a 14 year old, playing on motorcycles has a lot to do with that, methinks. If riding keeps one young at heart, sign me up. Age is just a number, any hooo.... |
Eulysses
| | Posted on Friday, September 03, 2010 - 04:09 pm: |
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60. Age is inevitable but immaturity can last forever.
Sold my mountain sled because God told me I was going to die on it. So I bought my Buell... |
Eulysses
| | Posted on Friday, September 03, 2010 - 05:20 pm: |
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60. Age is inevitable but immaturity can last forever.
Sold my mountain sled because God told me I was going to die on it. So I bought my Buell... |
Itileman
| | Posted on Friday, September 03, 2010 - 07:18 pm: |
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One tends to repeat himself as he ages. |
Johnboy777
| | Posted on Friday, September 03, 2010 - 07:50 pm: |
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So who is the oldest Uly rider here - let's see, where was I?
Oh yeah, so who is the oldest Uly rider here?
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Crusty
| | Posted on Saturday, September 04, 2010 - 06:25 am: |
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Get a paper and pen/pencil
OLD PEOPLE'S MEMORY TEST
There are 20 questions. Average score is 12. This one will be very difficult for the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking! Good luck youngsters!!
BTW, I aced it.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
A. Flintstones vitamins
B. The Buttmaster
C. Spaghetti
D. Wonder Bread
E. Orange Juice
F. Milk
G. Cod Liver Oil
2. Before he was Muhammad Ali, he was...
A. Sugar Ray Robinson
B. Roy Orbison
C. Gene Autry
D. Rudolph Valentino
E. Fabian
F. Mickey Mantle
G. Cassius Clay
3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and...
A. It's you
B. He is us
C. It's the Grinch
D. He wasn't home
E. He's really me
F. We quit
G. He surrendered
4. Good night David.
A. Good night Chet
B. Sleep well
C. Good night Irene
D. Good night Gracie
E. See you later alligator
F. Until tomorrow
G. Good night Steve
5. You'll wonder where the yellow went...
A. When you use Tide
B. When you lose your crayons
C. When you clean your tub
D. If you paint the room blue
E. If you buy a soft water tank
F. When you use Lady Clairol
G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend...
A. Stuart Whitman
B. Randolph Scott
C. Steve Reeves
D. Maynard G Krebbs
E. Corky B. Dork
F. Dave the Whale
G. Zippy Zoo
7. Liar, liar..
A. You're a liar
B. Your nose is growing
C. Pants on fire
D. Join the choir
E. Jump up higher
F. On the wire
G. I'm telling Mom
8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and...
A. Wheaties
B. Lois Lane
C. TV ratings
D. World peace
E. Red tights
F. The American way
G. News headlines
9. Hey kids! What time is it?
A. It's time for Yogi Bear
B. It's time to do your homework
C. It's Howdy Doody Time
D. It's Time for Romper Room
E. It's bedtime
F. The Mighty Mouse Hour
G. Scooby Doo Time
10. Lions and tigers and bears...
A. Yikes
B. Oh no
C. Gee whiz
D. I'm scared
E. Oh my
F. Help! Help!
G. Let's run
11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone...
A. Over 40
B. Wearing a uniform
C. Carrying a briefcase
D. Over 30
E. You don't know
F. Who says, 'Trust me'
G. Who eats tofu
12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings...
A. Troy Aikman
B. Kenny Stabler
C. Joe Namath
D. Roger Stauback
E. Joe Montana
F. Steve Young
G. John Elway
13. Brylcream.
A. Smear it on
B. You'll smell great
C. Tame that cowlick
D. Grease ball heaven
E. It's a dream
F. We're your team
G. A little dab'll do ya
14. I found my thrill...
A. In Blueberry muffins
B. With my man, Bill
C. Down at the mill
D. Over the windowsill
E. With thyme and dill
F. Too late to enjoy
G. On Blueberry Hill
15.. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by...
A. Clark Gable
B. Mary Martin
C. Doris Day
D. Errol Flynn
E. Sally Fields
F. Jim Carey
G. Jay Leno
16. Name the Beatles....
A. John, Steve, George, Ringo
B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe
C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo
D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo
F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
G. John, Paul, George, Ringo
17. I wonder, wonder, who..
A. Who ate the leftovers?
B. Who did the laundry?
C. Was it you?
D. Who wrote the book of love?
E. Who I am?
F. Passed the test?
G. Knocked on the door?
18. I'm strong to the finish....
A. Cause I eats my broccoli
B. Cause I eats me spinach
C. Cause I lift weights
D. Cause I'm the hero
E. And don't you forget it
F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me
G. To outlast Bruto
19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today...
A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera
B. Smile, you're on Star Search
C. Smile, you won the lottery
D. Smile, we're watching you
E. Smile, the world sees you
F. Smile, you're a hit
G. Smile, you're on TV
20. What do M&M's do?
A. Make your tummy happy
B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket
C. Make you fat
D. Melt your heart
E. Make you popular
F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand
G. Come in colors
Below are the right answers:
1. D - Wonder Bread
2. G - Cassius Clay
3. B - He Is Us
4. A - Good night, Chet
5. G - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. D - Maynard G. Krebbs
7. C - Pants On Fire
8. F - The American Way
9. C - It's Howdy Doody Time
10. E - Oh My
11. D - Over 30
12. C - Joe Namath
13. G - A little dab'll do ya
14. G - On Blueberry Hill
15. B - Mary Martin
16. G - John, Paul, George, Ringo
17. D - Who wrote the book of Love
18. B - Cause I eats me spinach
19. A - Smile, you're on Candid Camera
20. F - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand |
Nittanyxt
| | Posted on Saturday, September 04, 2010 - 08:34 am: |
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I missed 3, does that mean I qualify? |
Etennuly
| | Posted on Saturday, September 04, 2010 - 10:25 am: |
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I missed two, but I think that is because I am now getting old enough to not remember. |
Johnboy777
| | Posted on Saturday, September 04, 2010 - 12:14 pm: |
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I didn't miss any, ha!
But then I read the answers first - they were right there at the end, why
wouldn't I read them first?
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Bluesboy99
| | Posted on Saturday, September 04, 2010 - 03:26 pm: |
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I had a birthday a short time ago and was reminded that I am 56. Too bad for those reminders, or I would be about 18 all the time. I agree with the sentiment that riding keeps me young. Even if I am a baldy, I look cool in my Buell racing jacket on my Ulysses. Right? |
Itileman
| | Posted on Saturday, September 04, 2010 - 06:38 pm: |
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Missed one. Old people know lots of chit. |
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