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     Monzaracer |
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a quart of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A while later a Priest came along and asked the boy what he had. He said, "This is the most powerful liquid on earth, it's called turpentine." The priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid on earth is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she will pass a healthy baby." The boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's butt, he'll pass a Harley Davidson." |
