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Hexangler
Posted on Tuesday, August 04, 2009 - 08:34 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Paring apples for hard cider, middle digit laceration, two injections, three stitches.
Sympathy?



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Danger_dave
Posted on Tuesday, August 04, 2009 - 08:41 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

You just have to be smarter than the knife.
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Court
Posted on Tuesday, August 04, 2009 - 08:57 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Man . . .tough crowd to troll for sympathy!

: )
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Slaughter
Posted on Tuesday, August 04, 2009 - 08:59 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Digital communication is still possible.

Whatchya complainin' about?
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Danger_dave
Posted on Tuesday, August 04, 2009 - 09:01 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

And the message comes gift wrapped.
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Reindog
Posted on Tuesday, August 04, 2009 - 09:06 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

On the upside, you are gonna be popular with women. : )
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Nevrenuf
Posted on Tuesday, August 04, 2009 - 09:10 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

"On the upside, you are gonna be popular with women."

+100
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Spiderman
Posted on Tuesday, August 04, 2009 - 09:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

ya gotta come up with a better story than cutting apples.

Saving a baby from a wild dingo, rescuing puppies from a blender, etc.

Paring apples is not going to impress chicks and friends...

Just sayin...

; )
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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Tuesday, August 04, 2009 - 10:19 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I scrolled down extra slowly.

I shouldn't have.





Glad it's your finger.
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Danger_dave
Posted on Tuesday, August 04, 2009 - 10:46 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Film cut. Massive risk of oxide poisoning. Needs constant TLC.
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Froggy
Posted on Tuesday, August 04, 2009 - 11:58 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Nice, I see you can't operate a camera and resorted to sticking your hand in a scanner or copy machine : )
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Jramsey
Posted on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 - 12:20 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

A nail biter's hand is all I see.
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Moxnix
Posted on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 - 12:26 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

How about posting a picture of the Liberty sidecar rig? By the way, are you a lefty? Correction, left-handed?

(Message edited by moxnix on August 05, 2009)
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Gregtonn
Posted on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 - 12:28 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

A friend of mine used to say, "If you"re looking for sympathy look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis."
He died of cancer but stuck with that quote to the end.

G
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Thetable
Posted on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 - 09:10 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Looks to me like you might not need so much hard cider to begin with...
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Lonewolfnavet
Posted on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 - 09:48 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

You want sympathy? Well, you can find it in the dictionary after the word S#*T LOL! Just kidding!
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Danger_dave
Posted on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 - 09:50 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

How you feelin' now Hex?
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 - 09:53 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Damn tough room tonight.
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Hexangler
Posted on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 - 09:53 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Much better, thanks. Clutch finger important for typing too. Glad it was the left, I can still wield a paint brush with my good hand.
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Not_purple_s2
Posted on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 - 09:58 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Damn, been there and recently.
I sliced open my index finger on a super nasty burr on a girder here at work.
The shots to numb the finger for stitches were the worst part.
I had to really fight not to snatch the doctor up and slap him around.
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Gunut75
Posted on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 - 10:08 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

They make machines for pearing apples ya know!
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Hexangler
Posted on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 - 10:35 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I had to really fight not to snatch the doctor up and slap him around.

Exactly!

I even told her before she started, "I'm going to try REAL hard to be your friend right now!"
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Greenlantern
Posted on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 - 10:42 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)







Norton: Tell me, O Chef of the Future, can it pare a apple?
Ralph: Ohhh, it can pare a apple. But I don't think Hexangler got the memo!
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