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     Lonewolfnavet |
This guy enters a bar with his pet alligator and orders a shot of whiskey and slams it down, hits the alligator real hard on the head and the alligator gives him a BJ. The man seated next to him could not believe what he just saw and said...dude, can you do that again? The man laughs and says sure buy me another shot. So this other guy buys him a shot of whiskey and the man with the pet alligator slams it down and hits his pet alligator real hard on the head and the alligator gives him a BJ....the man next to him was really amazed, so the man with the alligator says to him, here, you wanna try it? The other man says yes yes yes..but please don't hit me so hard on the head! LOL! | ||
| Wardamneagle |
I see what you did there | ||
| Xb12mel |
Ok, I got one! A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?' The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?' The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink.. The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said, 'Hey you!' So the koala looked down at him and said, 'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude... How much water did you drink!?' | ||
| Jramsey |
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| Will547_us |
Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks up and says, "Where'd you get that?" The parrot says, "Africa, they're everywhere!" | ||
| Gunut75 |
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