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Lost_in_ohio
| | Posted on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 09:06 pm: | 
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What and the heck was that in that dudes neck???? |
Bigdaddy
| | Posted on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 09:44 pm: |
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I can lend some good advice here or at least I think I can 
Find a local college that has a wrestling squad and see who they go to for their ears. Cauli ear is no joke -- I know some tough guys believe that it's cool and all that, but in reality it sucks and it can be painful. If properly treated, and protected, your ears are some pretty tough cookies. I don't know if you do any grappling, JJ, etc, but if you do wear gear. Chicks don't dig cauli ear
Most likely you just got a cyst, but go see someone that'll know. |
Jumpinjewels
| | Posted on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 10:44 pm: |
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Agree with most, leave it alone. If you do mess with it and it gets infected then you WILL have to go to a doc. Cellulitis is no fun. Also DONT use peroxide, it actually can cause harm to the skin and decrease healing time (from an MD's advice) The hot compresses may help too. |
Wardan123
| | Posted on Thursday, September 18, 2008 - 10:50 pm: |
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http://www.amazon.com/Surgical-Instrument-Kit/dp/B000WS8F4S/ref=pd_bbs_sr_6/105-9156894-4046862?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1221792469&sr=8-6
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B00stzx3
| | Posted on Friday, September 19, 2008 - 09:33 am: |
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Well thanks for the advice guys. Those videos are friggin SICK, but I've seen em before.the cyst ones are horrible! Likea giant smelly zit with 3 pounds more goo in it. Tonight I'mma numb up my ear with anbesol/Bud Light and put a push pin in and see what happens. My friend doesn't have any more scalpels. |
Mathen001
| | Posted on Friday, September 19, 2008 - 09:53 am: |
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A quote from the great poet Ozzy Osbourne, When asked about being married "some one to pop the zits on my back"
BTW, that was one wicked in grown hair!!!! |
Buellinachinashop
| | Posted on Friday, September 19, 2008 - 10:08 am: |
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Seriously, I watch the first two videos and threw up in my garbage can here at work.....I saw Jackass 2 in a theater and couldn't watch 1/2 of it.
I'm ouuuut. |
Etennuly
| | Posted on Friday, September 19, 2008 - 10:47 am: |
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ANYBODY READY FOR SOME OKRA??? Yummmmm!
I'll have mine with the chunky blu cheese, thank you very much! |
Borrowedbike
| | Posted on Friday, September 19, 2008 - 11:09 am: |
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Mmmmmm and a nice warm glass of mayo to wash it down with! |
Igneroid
| | Posted on Friday, September 19, 2008 - 08:07 pm: |
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Loosely related joke.
This woman has a boil, a big one, right in the crack of her ass. Its hurting bad and she cant work etc. After complaining about this boil to a friend, the friend suggests a "Boil Sucker" to rid her of the problem. She says "I never heard of such a thing." Her friend gives her a number to call, which she does as the pain is near unbearable. The person on the other end answers , "Billy's Boil Sucking Service. How may I help you?" She explains her situation and Billy says he will be right over. When Billy arrives he asks her where the boil is. She tells him its in the crack of her ass. Without flinching, Billy says "Just drop your drawers miss and bend over the table. Lets check this puppy out."
She complies and Billy says "Whoahh! What a monster. Might as well get to work right now." He places his hands on her buttcheeks and bites the crown of the boil off. The pressurized puss, now unrestrained, hits his face covering it. Billy then starts to suck on the boil. At first it is just puss, lots of it, changing to tainted blood/puss combo. After some extremly hard sucking, the core of the boil finally comes out into Billies mouth hitting the back of his throat causing him to cough slightly. The woman feels so much relief at this point, that it causes her to let out a big fart. Billy lifts his head from her ass and says "What you tryin to do lady? Make me sick??" |
Xb9ser
| | Posted on Friday, September 19, 2008 - 08:10 pm: |
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that was sick |
Etennuly
| | Posted on Saturday, September 20, 2008 - 10:33 am: |
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This thread is not getting any better |
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