| Author | Message | ||
     Birdy |
I had to go to the BMV to get my new drivers license now that I passed the Motorcycle test. The line was very short yesterday and I was waited on quickly, they got to me first thing this morning! AND only one lady gave birth in the line! Cute kid but they grow up so fast!  The lady said she needed to know my age. So I told them what I always tell folks. She said "Older That Dirt" wouldn't work for their computer! When I told her she ask if I knew George...Washington! Then they needed my weight. She laughed said that "Way Too Fat" wasn't good enough, sorry if you don't tell I'll put my best guess down and I ALWAYS guess high! Picky Picky Picky THEN they listed my hair as Gray! Guess it beats having them list it as "None"! Of Course the photo looks like I've been dead a couple of months. I think they go to classes to learn to take them like that!  Of course there printer died while printing out my new license so I helpfully offered to kick it half to dead if it didn't spit it out. They of course refused saying it was the ONLY fun they had at work and I'd have to come work there to get the perks! All in all not a day day at the BMV! Of course I get to go back at the end of the month to get new tags! Oh Joy!  |
