| Author | Message | ||
     Danger_dave |
An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. 'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?' The woman, feeling compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?' 'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.' | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
7 Englishmen & an Irishman in an identity parade for a rape case. The victim enters... Paddy steps forwards & shouts "That's her, the frigid bitch" |
