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Mikej
| | Posted on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 05:02 pm: | 
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"teflon tape is magical"
Isn't it?????      |
Ft_bstrd
| | Posted on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 05:09 pm: |
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It is if you are trying to get on the shortest path to being banned in history. |
Oldog
| | Posted on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 05:09 pm: |
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Teflon tape you can get it in pink now, yellow too. Paste and liquid are also available for thread sealing chores... |
Concor
| | Posted on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 05:52 pm: |
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Unless you have personally spoke to the man your opinion is based on perception. As are almost all of his posts.Remember, he can tell the different properties of metal just by looking at them.
(Message edited by concor on December 17, 2007) |
Rocketman
| | Posted on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 06:47 pm: |
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Remember, he can tell the different properties of metal just by looking at them.
Brass - Copper
Gold - Silver
Iron - Steel
Ketchup - Brown Sauce
Man - Woman
Common Sense - Shite For Brains
If neither of these are obvious to you Concor, seek medical help.
Rocket |
Doughnut
| | Posted on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 06:56 pm: |
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Hey Rocket, explain the "Man - Woman" thing to me, would ya?
I have got to get a drink with you one of these days! You EVER in my neck of the woods, you got one on me, your call.
(This is all in fun shit, right? So much intent is lost in internet conversation.) |
Wolfridgerider
| | Posted on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 07:01 pm: |
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Chevy Chase: "Your Momma"
Pryor: "Your Grandmomma!" |
Doughnut
| | Posted on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 07:04 pm: |
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GOD do I love the yo Momma jokes!
You got those where you're at Rocket?
(Message edited by Doughnut on December 17, 2007) |
Wolfridgerider
| | Posted on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 07:20 pm: |
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Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!
Yo mama's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama's so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo mama's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama's so fat she uses entire trees to pick her teeth!
Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!
Yo mama's so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl!
Yo mama's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"!
Yo mama's so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama's so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!
Yo mama's so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Car!
Yo mama's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama's so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo mama's so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama's so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs!
Yo mama's so fat she cant reach her back pocket! |
Cochise
| | Posted on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 07:42 pm: |
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Yo Mamas so fat, last time she rode the Ferris Wheel the two guys on top starved to death!
Yo Mamas so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck. |
Rocketman
| | Posted on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 07:48 pm: |
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Hey Rocket, explain the "Man - Woman" thing to me, would ya?
Imagine walking down a busy street full of people. There will only ever be two sexes. Unless we're in America of course. Then we'd have to include alien visitors. But hey, let's just ignore them anyway. So, as I was saying, two sexes.
Now if you take a look at yourself in the mirror you should recognise things about yourself that only belong to your sex, whichever that is. So when you walk down that busy street, the other sex looks a lot different to your sex.
If you apply this new found ability to other things in life one studies, well it opens up a whole new world. As odd as it may sound, sometimes the clever ones amongst us are able to determine many things, like bread for example, comes in many different forms. A good baker knows this, trust me. Eventually, just like a good baker, you too will be able to determine the difference between a black chola and a rye bread. And so it is with things metal too. A good carpenter, as another example, should be able to tell the difference between hard and soft woods. I know, there's a lot of soft woods around here, so it does get a little confusing. Just try your hardest and things are sure to improve.
Rocket |
Dbird29
| | Posted on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 08:00 pm: |
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Looks like Rocket has examined his circumstance!
Man vs. Woman et al. |
Tank_bueller
| | Posted on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 08:30 pm: |
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I usually don't, but...
A good carpenter, as another example, should be able to tell the difference between hard and soft woods
There are different species of the same wood that are hard and soft.
Women....No freakin idea?? Venus, right?? |
Etennuly
| | Posted on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 08:42 pm: |
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Hey Wolf.......you got four wheel drive, right?
Bring a paint brush, a bucket of penicillin, and lock the hubs!! |
Rocketman
| | Posted on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 08:56 pm: |
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There are different species of the same wood that are hard and soft.
I'll take your word for it. I tend to leave other peoples wood alone 
Rocket |
Tank_bueller
| | Posted on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 09:53 pm: |
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Generally speaking...
Old wood is softer than young wood.
Some Brit told me.
(Message edited by Tank_Bueller on December 17, 2007) |
Blake
| | Posted on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 11:03 pm: |
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Sean,
Identifying different types of metals by appearance is not impossible.
However, it was your claimed discernment of the relative structural properties of metals that was at issue.
I can see why you'd want to change the story on that though. |
Mikej
| | Posted on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 11:06 pm: |
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quote:Ketchup - Brown Sauce
Uh, you just might want to check the date code on that bottle of ketchup you gots there. Over here ketchup is red, at least the fresh stuff is.  |
Mr_grumpy
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - 05:29 am: |
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Rocketman
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - 06:50 am: |
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it was your claimed discernment of the relative structural properties of metals that was at issue.
I can see why you'd want to change the story on that though.
Take a look at a circa 1985 Honda CG125 made in Japan, then go take a look at the ones the Chinese are churning out today which is exactly the same bike using much of the production line of the original. Tell me you see the engine casings as the same strength and quality of the original? They are not, and whilst both are cast alloy it is immediately obvious that the Chinese offering is a lesser grade casting.
Rocket |
Guell
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - 07:25 am: |
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Okra anyone? |
Hootowl
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - 05:31 pm: |
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Your momma is so fat she wears a Kuiper Belt. |
Freezerburn
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - 05:40 pm: |
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I guess that does out do the asteroid belt. |
Torquemonster
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - 05:55 pm: |
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Your momma is so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger came outta George Washington's nose.
Your momma is so fat, the elephant on her T-shirt is real!
Your momma is so fat, after sex she rolls over and smokes a ham
on the flipside...
yer mommas so skinny, shes gotta jump around in the shower to get wet.
(Message edited by TORQUEMONSTER on December 18, 2007) |
Wolfridgerider
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - 06:02 pm: |
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The Kuiper belt (pronounced /ˈkaɪpɚ/, to rhyme with "viper"),[1] sometimes called the Edgeworth-Kuiper belt, is a region of the Solar System beyond the planets extending from the orbit of Neptune (at 30 AU)[2] to approximately 55 AU from the Sun.[3] It is similar to the asteroid belt, although it is far larger; 20 times as wide and 20–200 times as massive.[4][5] Like the asteroid belt, it consists mainly of small bodies (remnants from the Solar System's formation) and at least one dwarf planet – Pluto. But while the asteroid belt is composed primarily of rock and metal, the Kuiper belt objects are composed largely of frozen volatiles (dubbed "ices"), such as methane, ammonia and water.
I done learnt somethang twoday! |
Freezerburn
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - 06:10 pm: |
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Well your momma's so fat she needs to wear Orion's belt! |
Wolfridgerider
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - 08:56 pm: |
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Your momma is so fat she uses a trashcan lid for a diaphragm.... |
Hexangler
| | Posted on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 - 12:23 pm: |
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Rocket's just pissed because they removed his nipples at birth. |
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