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     Ironhead1977 |
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She said that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." If you're not sure what a 710 is <http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg> Click Here | ||
| Icon12r |
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| Macbuell |
LOL. That's awesome. | ||
| Kmfw160 |
LMAO  | ||
| Terrible1one3 |
grrrrrrrrrreat! | ||
| Diablobrian |
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| Xb9ser |
I can belive it. True story.Not long after I bought an 02 Stratus I was driveing at night with my then 14 year old blonde daughter. I had the cruse contol on and it had a green lite on in the dash. She ask what it was, I said it was cruse on. She ask if I had cruse on why were my hands on steering wheel!! I almost crashed I was laughing so hard. I made sure her next 2 trucks have not had cruse control.  | ||
| Cityxslicker |
worked as a service writer in a small shop for repairs and oil changes. Had a lady call and say that her truck felt sluggish and was making a loud clacking sound... she proceeded to demonstrate... Asked me if I knew what it was (over the phone!) Of course we towed the truck to the shop because it has quit running altogether on her way in. Brand new 2004 Toyota 4Runner... 7800 miles... original oil, baked to a crisp. I asked her when the last time she had put oil in her truck...(wait for it) in her best condescending tone she told me that it came from the factory full of oil. | ||
| Mramsey |
You mean a Toyota 4Runner will only go 7800 miles without an oil change? I actually know a girl that got over 40,000 miles on her Ford Ranger before it blew. She had never changed or even checked the oil. That has got to be some kind of record. | ||
| Fulgur |
On funny story's. A mate of mine had just passed his bike test and got himself a bike. He calls me up asking if I can take a look at his bike as it is leaking oil and wont run. I turn up at the side of the road where he had stopped. There was an oil slick starting 50 yards down the road, his legs were covered and oil was oozing out every orifice (of the bike) and most of the gaskets. He said it was running funny all day but really started when he tried to race another bike from the last roundabout. I opened the filler cap and there was still lots (and I mean lots) of oil in it. I quizzed him about this and he told me that he checked the oil before he started out and it was low so he topped it up. Errr all the way. He had just got a 10 liter can so he had plenty. He was wondering why when I serviced it for him I never noticed it was low. His nickname after that for a few months was "dip-stick". ......Fulgur.  | ||
| Tpoppa |
My neighbor asked me if I could fix her lawnmower. I asked her what's wrong with it...she said the 'Turtle and Rabbit' isn't working. Laughing, I asked her to show me. The throttle had picture of a Turtle for slow and a Rabbit for fast. The throttle cable came loose. I tightened the cable...both the Turtle and Rabbit are doing fine |
