| Author | Message | ||
     Old_man |
Larry, the Cable Guy... >> >>1. A day without sunshine is like night. >>2. On the other hand ...... you have different fingers. >>3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. >>4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. >>5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. >>6. He who laughs last .... thinks slowest. >>7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. >>8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the >>cheese in the trap. >>9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. >>10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. >>11. Change is inevitable .... except from vending machines. >>12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. >>13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. >>14. OK, so what's the speed of dark? >>15. When everything is coming your way .... you're in the wrong lane. >>16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. >>17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? >>18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. >>19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? >>20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? >>21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the >>hell happened?" >>22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. >>23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear >>bright until you hear them speak. >>24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of >>jalapenos--What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow | ||
| No_rice |
he will be close to me in Des Moines the night after my bday. been thinking about going. should be fun | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Went as Barry the Buell Guy for Halloween  |
